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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Back brace? (I'm just digging this joke into the ground.)

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Yeah, I don't see us backing off from this one anytime soon.

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Brace for impact from proletariats in...

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Ever fear cutting your nails? Like you snip it in the wrong way and the shrapnel tears through your eye?

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I don't think they have the spines to go against our punning capabilities.

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If they don't before this, they will when they rip them out of us.

Then we'll need some kind of contraption to help hold us up... but what?

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Perhaps some sort of belt that would wrap around your body that could sustain both its weight and your own, preventing any sort of dangerous motion of your dorsal region...

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Do you mean a spinal reinforcer?

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my jaw jerked without warning again and it hurt so bad it brought tears to my eyes

my mom it was all my fault because i haven't done any jaw exercises recently and just walked off leaving me by myself

i think i'm seeing why she didn't become a nurse....
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you need a jaw brace
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i was meant to get my jaw wired shut or something but it got put off because i was young at the time

i might have to look into that option again maybe

because i refuse to believe my jaw is going to get better from simple exercises
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I think I applied too much vagisil
i think the skin is numb

this is the weirdest most uncomfortable feeling ever :'(

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Try numbing your eyes. It feels much weirder.

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