Pick up lines, go!

Defenestrator2.0 · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:14 pm

I've got a fever, and the only cure is your vagina!

...And more cowbell!

Cafall · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:31 pm

I play Early Frost, 'cause I'd like to tap yo' mana.

Water · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 5:50 pm

I just read through this thread out of boredom.

Trennicus, you scamp.

Merlin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:29 pm

I'm going to allow this.

Trennicus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:48 pm

Like I said, I'm a womanizer.

I bit my lip, could you facebattle it better? D:

The Idiotic Oracle · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:49 pm

Trennicus wrote:

Like I said, I'm a womanizer.

;D

Merlin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:50 pm

I bit my penis, could you put your mouth on it.

Water · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:51 pm

Grrl, if you were an overused internet meme, you'd be "all your babe are belong to us."

Fluffdick · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:52 pm

If you were a donut I put my dick in you.

Merlin · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 6:53 pm

Honey, when I saw you I came and I'm ready for round two.

scebboaliwiw · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:06 pm

I prefer picking up sticks.
Do you want to pick up mine?

Trennicus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:14 pm

Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube; The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Water · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:18 pm

Trennicus wrote:

Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube; The more you play with me, the harder I get.

Bravo. I'd fall for that one.

The Idiotic Oracle · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 7:23 pm

Trennicus wrote:

Hey baby, I'm like a rubix cube; The more you play with me, the harder I get.

oh gawd yes :awesome:

Badfish · **Joined:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:52 pm **Posts:** 3480

Hey baby, I'm a chef and I need someone to help prepare my meat

AWKWARD ZOMBIE