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 Post subject: Re: Tabletop Tales: Bluffing Bears and Hilarious Hijinks
PostPosted: Sat Dec 30, 2017 8:27 pm 
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Aldwyn Fucking Died:

We decided to track down one of Strahd's goons that had stolen my magic bow and nearly killed me the previous session. The DM saw this as an oppurtune time for Strahd himself to attack us. Strahd tells us we can either give him the girl we've been hiding from him or he can kill one of us. I say "Sounds like a good idea, but how about we...don't." And so we start fighting. He summoned a bunch of goons and we nearly killed them all but then we realized we were grouped together and strahd knocked us all out with a fireball. We all make our death saves but are still unconscious. DM rolls a d6 to determine which one of us dies. Lands on me. Made sense since I had been a smartass to strahd everytime we met. Sucks though. Had another character sheet ready though, which was Aldwyn's brother, Edwyn. The party decided to sneak up on a camp of strahd supporters and fireball them all while they were partying. Edwyn was inside one of their tents getting his fortune told when they're interrupted by the sounds of explosions. Edwyn and the fortune teller run outside to see the commotion and see that everyone is dead. Edwyn says "Did you see this coming?" to the fortune teller. DM gives me d6 inspiration for making everyone laugh. Edwyn is a fighter. He's a pretty cool guy, eh drinks a lot and doesn't afraid of anything.


Also I bought this diceset for my DM for Christmas, and the dice are great, but since they're made of cats eye they're really fragile. He dropped the d4 on the floor once and busted a part of it off. Really disappointing.

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