AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I haven't worn underwear all day this is an accomplishment

I only ever seem to get mosquito bites in unfortunate places. Like the current one inside an ear fold.

inside of my ear is bleeding

idk how worried i should be

Does it seem like a surface injury of the ear canal or is your brain bleeding? Because one of those is more worrying than the other.

This might be one of those situations where you go to the doctor rather than ask people over the internet if they think your brain is bleeding.

You may have just scratched your ear canal or something, Nach. If you're having headaches or a sensation of pressure in your head then it might be worth seeing a doc.

why is finding a under wire non-padded bra in my size such hell

This is how our terrible culture tells you your tiddies are too small subtly.

Bluhhhhharrrgghh.

This stupid cough thing won't leave me and I keep coughing up phlegm/throwing up every day.

I went to the docs and they said I don't have a chest infection; I just have this stupid sinus condition where my snot - instead of dripping out the front of my nose - drips down my throat into my lungs perpetuating this stupid cough I've had for about a fortnight now.

...and I am so sick of it.

My coach accidentally flashed me her vag today

It was like that scene in Gurren Lagann episode 6 where Yoko's top, I could've sworn I heard a beautiful orchestra playing when it happened

I think she might not have noticed but if she did at least she didn't bring it up

I went to an Indian buffet today

never again

NEVER AGAIN

took an hour on the toilet

but the taste compensates for the time spent on the toilet

I hate blisters

*pop*


ewwwww

Really though
What are you supposed to do when there's a shit hanging halfway out of your booty and you can't force it out for the life of you?

Start bouncing.

Shake shake shake

Shake shake shake

Shake your booty