AWKWARD ZOMBIE

What if there was a short girl with short brunette hair

could

could we be friends

Hahahahahaha

Oh creaky




We already WERE friends

Silly boy

YOU MEAN I COULD'VE HAD MY DICK OUT THIS ENTIRE TIME?

daisies SON I'VE MISSED OUT ON SOME GOOD DICK TIME

Whoa man

Whoa

Not that good of friends

Whoa

ANYWAY after my chance encounter with my friend and our unintentional "date", haven't seen her since! Oh, well. She lives in my building, I highly doubt that I won't see her again soon.

Woah, did I miss the dick out party?

Man I miss ALL of the good dick out parties...

Better than an out-dick party, where everyone tries to out-dick each other.

Also regarding the conversation earlier: I think brown, red (muted red, not OMG ORANGE YOUR HEAD'S ON FIRE like me), or really light blonde (I guess it'd be angel blonde?) look really good; I've never really liked] black or "traditional" blonde/dirty blonde hair. Though I do think strawberry blonde looks good depending on the person and how the shades match each other. Dyed hair is an instant nope, however. By this I mean non-natural hair colors like lime fucking green or blue or something. Natural hair color dyes, depending on the intensity (cherry red? noap) are fine and even great. I also prefer long hair to short hair but only so I can play with it while cuddling~

*ahem*
Sailor Moon is kinda short, she'd be about to my chest if we both stood up straight. I'm 5'11", she's 5'5" last I remember her telling me, but I dunno. Her natural hair color is a chestnut brown, but she's dyed it kind of a chalky red? I don't know how to describe it without showing a picture but that would be poor form. I will say that it's absolutely adorable on her, but that may just be personal bias ;3

Anything like this.



/Swoon

I'm going to sound like an asshole but basically my criteria for physical beauty is that their face not look awful.

Like any body type is cool, and even if their face isn't really pretty, but if her eyes are totally mismatched and he neck is nothing but pimples I don't think I could be attracted to her.

Personality is much more important to me, so if they've not a nice personality I'll grow to be attracted to everything else about them. Like my ex's face is kind of average but I thought she was the prettiest girl alive, because I'd gotten into her personality first.

I dunno, I like people as I get to know them? Sometimes I see someone and think "She's cute" but that is about as far, I don't really know of any special traits I look for.

On topic: N/A

There's this really cute chick who works at the subway that both my friend works at, and is trying to get me a job in (if that makes any sense whatsoever). According to friend, he asked her out already and said she has a boyfriend, which confused the both of us since she does say things/does stuff that normal people would consider "flirting", though eventually we came to the conclusion that when you're that ridiculously good looking, it's easy for people to do that.

When I went in for a sandwich earlier she smiled and made a comment about me getting my usual sandwich. It was a harmless sentence, but the way she said it...

GHAH control yourself loins! Just ask for a turkey sandwich and get out of there!

I need a girlfriend...

i like men with long beautiful hair

uvu

Hahahaha stuff like this happens to me all the time. (Well, not so much in my loins... she-loins?) Sometimes somebody just says something a certain way or does something mundane but there's something so attractive about it, even though there's like no chance they actually meant to sound flirty, but who knows maybe it was a subconscious thing??

And then you wonder what if somebody else is seeing you do ordinary things and finding it attractive?? I wish I could read minds.

Bitches need to realize my awesome, and flock like I am a messiah!

This all feels very bad to read.

i kinda have this thing going on but not going on hmm hmm
well i used to it's drifted apart now! see this is what happens when you live in different countries and you're busy :/