AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Did you just become the only other person I know that's read Piers Anthony

I swear to god if injure jail is a drink from the one Xanth novel I haven't read I will cry.

I don't remember what it's from, but I remember laughing so hard when I first saw it. I think it was boot rear, injure jail, and there was another one.. It floored you or decked you or clocked you or something.

Man two other people that have read Xanth, my mind is blown.


And now I have reason to like you.

I am HONORED, sir.

inb4

EVERYBODY GETS MAD AT ME FOR THAT. I use sir both ways, yo.

I've read Piers Anthony novels since... Middle school. I'm almost through college.

Got Tori on them too. Fuck yeah.

Or am I

Who knows? Find out next time.
Same bat time
Same bat channel

Now Paul was a real estate novelist
who never had time for a wife~
My father's name is Paul Bishop. He bartended and sang at a bar called The "Rolls Touring Company" and "Holmes and Watsons" in a city called Troy, NY. Joel, at one point very early in his career, before he even became notable, crashed for a while above the Rolls. He got free been and mooched off the clientel and the people who worked there for about a month and left. He later went on to write a song about the bar, and dad, being a prominent figure in the city, was included.
True story. Scouts honor.

Hey, barkeep! Can I have another root bear? Thanks buddy!

Y-Ya know we have alchohol, right...nevermind. HEY JEFF! YEAH, ANOTHER TAME GRIZZLY! YEAH JEFF ON THE ROCKS!

Awl 'ave like.. I'unno, I can'decide 'tween Moun'Dew an' crab juice.

WADAYASAY barkeep..

Vax

why do you increase in awesome

every day