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Alex
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Oh just anything from any Lemony Snicket book. This is one of my favorites.
"If writers wrote as carelessly as some people talk, then adhasdh asdglaseuyt[bn[ pasdlgkhasdfasdf."
A lot of good ones.
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That's great, Alex.
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I WILL DESTROY THEIR MINDS AND BURN THEIR BODIES

KYRAS, WHO SHOULD BE GREATEST OF US ALL HAS BARGAINED AWAY HIS SOUL


i have been playing chaos rising to get all the endings and i love this campaign it is awesome
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"Why are you here, Abed?"

"Short version: my cable went out."

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"Why are you here, Abed?"

"Short version: my cable went out."

"Movie quote."

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"sheldor is afk"
"what does that stand for? 'afk'?"
"away from keyboard"
"oh i see"
"oic? What does that stand for?"
"oh-i-see"
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"Mom, how come? Why are they burying Daddy...? Who are those people, why are they burying him, why? They can't! I don't like it, he said he had lots of work to do and if they bury him he can't do it when he wakes up! Stop them, Mommy...!"

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WouldYouKindly wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Nachalnik wrote:
DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES

we're required to fart on a regular basis

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse

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Alex
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"If yer interested I can teach ya how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick o' dynamite."
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Marbus wrote:
WouldYouKindly wrote:
Defenestrator2.0 wrote:
Nachalnik wrote:
DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES

we're required to fart on a regular basis

I'll make you an offer you can't refuse

Channel 13, Eye Witness News

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"Die monster! You don't belong in this world!"

"it is not by my hand that I am once again given flesh. ((LP'er in background: I'll give you flesh...wait...EW!)) I was brought here by HUMANS who want to pay ME TRIBUTE!"

"TRIBUTE? You steal mens souls, and make them your slaves!"

"Perhaps the same could be said of all religions."

"Your words are as empty as your soul! Mankind ill needs a savior such as you!"

"What is a man!? ((Glass shatters)) A MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! But enough talk.... HAVE AT YOU!"


Gotta love SoTN and terrible voice acting.
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IPPA Computer: Welcome to the Identity Processsing Program of Uhmerica! Please insert your forearm into the forearm receptacle!
[Joe inserts his arm]
IPPA Computer: Thank you! Please speak your name as it appears on your current federal identity card, document G24L8!
Pvt. Joe Bowers: I'm not sure if...
IPPA Computer: You have entered the name "Not Sure." Is this correct, Not Sure?
Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, it's not correct...
IPPA Computer: Thank you! "Not" is correct. Is "Sure" correct?
Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, it's not, my name is Joe...
IPPA Computer: You have already confirmed your first name is "Not." Please confirm your last name, "Sure."
Pvt. Joe Bowers: My last name is not "Sure!"
IPPA Computer: Thank you, Not Sure!
Pvt. Joe Bowers: No, what I mean is my name is Joe...
IPPA Computer: Confirmation is complete. Please wait while I tattoo your new identity on your arm!

(Idiocracy)

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Both posts above me are awesome.

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Samuel L. Jackson

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No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!

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Squigzog wrote:
In brightest day, in blackest night,
No evil shall escape my sight
Let those who worship evil's might,
Beware my power... Green Lantern's light!


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