AWKWARD ZOMBIE

...wat.

Seriously, your mom has some issues going that she should be looking into, according to your previous statements. If she doesn't take care of her eyes beyond contacts and glasses, she's probably gonna go legally blind. Once cataracts hit... *shudder* Goodbye, night vision! Plus, some health problems show up first in your teeth (at least, from what I learned in my anatomy class).

In other news, my mom's recovering from a hysterectomy, and one of her stitches burst today!

I've got radiation bubbles growing on my arm.

I got hair growing on my arm. Like, a lot. I think theres something weird in my diet

I keep asking to go to the doctor about my toe but everyone keeps telling me no one will do anything about it because loltoes

Its true though, I think the only thing they do with toes is wrap it

basically the only thing that can be done about it is to send me back in time, and keep myself from skidding down a rock?

I'm starting to really consider the idea that I may have really severe bladder issues.

I was standing at a toilet for ten minutes, in intense pain because my bladder was completely full and yet unable to actually piss. It took ten minutes of trying to force myself to pee for me to actually do so, and it didn't just let me relax and pee, I had to actually concentrate and force myself to keep peeing. I came out of the stall actually sweating from how fucking difficult it was and I don't feel like that's something a healthy person deals with.

Sounds like blockage of some kind. Go to a urologist

My left elbow is really hurting me, I thought it was because I keep them bent most of the day typing but it's only the left one that hurts.
Any ideas as to why?

Pinched nerve, maybe?

Maybe, but it only pops up sometimes. Usually only if I'm really stressed out while at work.

could be improper seating position. my elbows will ache sometimes if i've been sitting in an odd position or leaning on them for several hours. i can pop my elbows and that usually clears the problem up though.

Hmm, no I can't pop mine.
But I think I might just be leaning on them wrong, I'll try to adjust myself more often.
Thanks!

Y'know, they make medicine for cramps and backaches and headaches and stuff caused by periods. Heck, they even have medicine that makes them happen more regularly.

I just wish they had medicine that stopped me from being all emotional and sappy. It's like everything in my head is being narrated like its in a romance novel.

i've been having crazy booty headaches but it's only been for like 2 days so when should i go to the doctor