AWKWARD ZOMBIE

i just got this e-mail from Tuxedo Mask



oh god....

this kind of thing happens on a regular basis as well apparently

and even then, a lot of times people won't even say that they love their boyfriend/girlfriend right away. like love isn't the reason you became boyfriend/girlfriend, you did that because you like one another and then you grow into love. then get married

i don't really believe in love at first sight

Yeah, my first boyfriend told me he loved me the first time we met and that made me super uncomfortable. (Don't do that, guys.)

I can't speak for every cashier, but in my experience no one really cares about what you buy. I think the only time I've ever made an internal comment to myself was when a couple bought some lube and massager and that was just thinking, "Man I wish I was in your guys' position instead of working." I get guys who are sometimes embarrassed about buying condoms too, and it is a bit silly. No reason to be embarrassed about taking care of yourself and/or being safe, you know?

A great life lesson from Achewood concerning embarrassing purchases.

That comic reminds me of the time one of my regular customers paused during her purchase to tell me how she started smoking because she saw her fiance get killed by a truck right in front of her.

I get a lot of people telling me stories from their lives on the graveyard shift.

(I know that wasn't the point of the comic, it was the middle panels that made me think of that.)

yeah it was fine after the fact i just felt silly for feeling so embarassed about it when i first picked it up

okay stomach you can just hurt randomly for no reason

I ate too much salt because of the popcorn I ate earlier and I vomited in the kitchen sink. Luckily, it was a very small pool of vomit. for some reason, the apple I ate just now had salt on it, yet I didn't vomit.

Seriously? Why did you put salt on the apple? Stop that.

Dude, sliced apple's are good with stuff on them.

I sliced them into little slices. I always like having salted apple slices.

oh ew

ewwww

There are a million things with salt tossed in them. Leave the fruit alone.

Salt isn't its own flavor unless you use too much, salting an apple just makes it taste more apple-y than it normally would because that's what salt does in small doses.

Remember, high blood pressure is not your friend.