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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 7:18 am 
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i just got this e-mail from Tuxedo Mask

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I just had the grossest thing happen to me. I felt something cold and damp fall into my hand off of my foot (I was sat in a weird way), and I thought it was a dead slug.
When I went to go pick it up, it was actually some intestines from a mouse. I fucking hate these cats!


oh god....

this kind of thing happens on a regular basis as well apparently


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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:11 am 
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A lot of people around where I am see the concept of "dating" as hanging out with a person to see what you think about them. It's rather silly, but it's like you move into the "going out" stage if the pair of you are willing to call each other a boyfriend or a girlfriend.

and even then, a lot of times people won't even say that they love their boyfriend/girlfriend right away. like love isn't the reason you became boyfriend/girlfriend, you did that because you like one another and then you grow into love. then get married

i don't really believe in love at first sight

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:13 pm 
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Yeah, my first boyfriend told me he loved me the first time we met and that made me super uncomfortable. (Don't do that, guys.)

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i had to work up my courage to put it in the shopping cart and bring it to the cashier ghgh it should not be this difficult to commit to buying personal products
I can't speak for every cashier, but in my experience no one really cares about what you buy. I think the only time I've ever made an internal comment to myself was when a couple bought some lube and massager and that was just thinking, "Man I wish I was in your guys' position instead of working." I get guys who are sometimes embarrassed about buying condoms too, and it is a bit silly. No reason to be embarrassed about taking care of yourself and/or being safe, you know?

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Fri Mar 08, 2013 9:20 pm 
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A great life lesson from Achewood concerning embarrassing purchases.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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That comic reminds me of the time one of my regular customers paused during her purchase to tell me how she started smoking because she saw her fiance get killed by a truck right in front of her.

I get a lot of people telling me stories from their lives on the graveyard shift.

(I know that wasn't the point of the comic, it was the middle panels that made me think of that.)

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Yeah, my first boyfriend told me he loved me the first time we met and that made me super uncomfortable. (Don't do that, guys.)

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i had to work up my courage to put it in the shopping cart and bring it to the cashier ghgh it should not be this difficult to commit to buying personal products
I can't speak for every cashier, but in my experience no one really cares about what you buy. I think the only time I've ever made an internal comment to myself was when a couple bought some lube and massager and that was just thinking, "Man I wish I was in your guys' position instead of working." I get guys who are sometimes embarrassed about buying condoms too, and it is a bit silly. No reason to be embarrassed about taking care of yourself and/or being safe, you know?


yeah it was fine after the fact i just felt silly for feeling so embarassed about it when i first picked it up

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okay stomach you can just hurt randomly for no reason

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I ate too much salt because of the popcorn I ate earlier and I vomited in the kitchen sink. Luckily, it was a very small pool of vomit. for some reason, the apple I ate just now had salt on it, yet I didn't vomit.

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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Seriously? Why did you put salt on the apple? Stop that.

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Dude, sliced apple's are good with stuff on them.

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Seriously? Why did you put salt on the apple? Stop that.

I sliced them into little slices. I always like having salted apple slices.

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There are a million things with salt tossed in them. Leave the fruit alone.

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Salt isn't its own flavor unless you use too much, salting an apple just makes it taste more apple-y than it normally would because that's what salt does in small doses.

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