AWKWARD ZOMBIE

It was actually good advice, albeit directed towards males.

http://imgur.com/gallery/knNxDFn

...of course it's a page get.

Pffffft.

I was actually curious because I've been on imgur all day and somehow missed this.

Those are bueno.

When my mom was 13 someone pushed her into a deep ditch and she shattered both of her front teeth into her lip. She had to have crowns screwed into her jaw. For years, up until maybe 5 years ago? (she's in her 40s now,) she still had pieces of tooth in her lower lip. She let me feel them once, and showed me the last piece that came out when it did, and the hole it came out of.


Kyle hit himself in the face with a mountain while snowboarding a couple years before I met him and luckily only escaped with a chipped tooth, busted lip and some serious bruising to his face. I'm really surprise he didn't have a broken nose or anything else like that. He was in seriously bad shape. He was unconscious when the EMTs got him (he said he dreamed of Falco doing his up+B move in Smash Bros over and over while he was out,) and when he came to (though he doesn't remember anything that happened,) he kept telling the paramedics his name was Lord Gorlock when they asked and his dad was desperately trying to explain that Lord Gorlock WAS his name, albeit his online persona haha

his cold weather jacket still has blood stains on it.

I admit, I laughed.

That's p. badass.
Imagine the potential.
"What happened to your jacket?!"
"I was skiing and a polar bear attacked me."

I'm laughing more at the Lord Gorlock bit.

God help me to never start referring to myself as Omnithea IRL. Batman is acceptable.

"I am Omnithea, inspiration for webcomic artists across the Internet. Bow peons!"

why...

why would you do this...?!

i don't get this thing in movies where this guy and girl are dating and one of them will tell the other "i love you!" and the other will get all shocked and stuff

why is that a shock? aren't they already in love since they're dating?

is that just something movies make up to make drama or is it like that in real life?

i don't get it

It probably has to do with the ploy on "whoever is shocked actually doesn't love them back/didn't see it as a commitment/doesn't understand the concept of 'dating'/some other plot device that will eventually drive the entire romantic comedy."

Because you can't have a romantic comedy built around a mututal problem...it always has to be "one of the wo is a dirtbag and needs to fix it."

that sounds about right

A lot of people around where I am see the concept of "dating" as hanging out with a person to see what you think about them. It's rather silly, but it's like you move into the "going out" stage if the pair of you are willing to call each other a boyfriend or a girlfriend.

Finding out someone likes you let alone loves you comes as a shock to some people.