AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Actually yellow isn't all that dangerous by nature standards. Now bright blue and red? That tends to be poisonous.

In fruit yeah.

However on insects not so much.

Also WASPS. Worst things. I cannot even be near a wasp ever because I will flip out and go in a corner and cry.

I think the wasps in England have worse stings than Greek wasps.

>Stung on the leg as a child in England = Horrible pain
>Stung on the sole of my foot in Greece a few years ago (accindentally stepped on one) = Ow ow ow ow.

Though the Greek ones bite more.

I accually quite like wasps though. They eat flies for you and they won't sting you if you're out of thier way and staying calm. In Greece, I saved them from drowning in the pool.

Wasps are annoying little buggers, if you eat outside in the summer they try and steal your food, and they keep coming back if you swat them away, so you often have no choice but to trap or kill them.

I once went to a campground that was swarming with wasps. Eating was also considered exercise because if you wanted that hotdog more than the wasps then you had to fucking sprint around the campsite with a cloud of those assholes in hot pursuit.

To trap them we lopped off the top third of two-liter soda bottles, inverted them back into the bottle, poured a bit of soda inside, and waited. Within an hour the wasp corpses had become so thick in the twenty bottles we had that other wasps could use the corpses as a stable raft to drink from the soda. And we didn't even notice a dent in their population.

Madican.
That is when you run.
That is when you teargas the place.

No area has any business having that many wasps.

Oh god I remember in the house I lived in in College during the summer wasps would keep getting in. I guess the window wasn't tight enough or something, because there'd almost always be one or two of those little assholes flying around the ceiling.

SPEAKING OF NATURE

man fuck wasps
they are dicks

@Mete, what's that from?

nooooooooooooooooo

That's actually REALLY cool.

Like fighting pose nervous system

From every deep sea thread on /v/, though I can't remember its name

wait

so that thing is real? that's actually swimming around somewhere?