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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 8:25 am 
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Location: I'm currently stuck on the Storm Continent. Would you like some dried berries?
Even though school has started for me, Video Production looks like it's gonna be pop fuckin' fly.

The other classes are just mild at the moment.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Thu Aug 24, 2017 4:26 pm 
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Hung with craaaaaazy old and racist grandma the other day, went through her collection of OLD STUFF and HISTORICAL FAMILY STUFF - pictures of relatives from back when cameras were invented, and tons of neat stuff belonging to her parents and grandparents and great grandparents.

I love old stuff. Antiques are my JAM.

Just gotta schmooze her so when she finally drops (and makes the world a better place as a result), I get some of that awesome old stuff. CIVIL WAR MEMORABILIA (on the good side), JEWELRY FROM 1790, FOUNTAIN PENS AND KITSCHY TRASH FROM THE 1920S!
I love it all. <3

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Sat Aug 26, 2017 3:08 am 
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I was invited to spend the evening with people I had not seen in over a year and everyone was so nice and it was fun and uncomplicated and not awkward and it was nice to be included and to not feel like a colossal fuckup


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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 06, 2017 8:20 pm 
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So I use a stoplight graphic as a visible behavior gauge, and last Wednesday was my roughest day of the first week, as far as behavior/personalities went, with only one class out of six getting a green. This week, only two didn't!
And my sixth graders, the ones I was warned would give me the most pushback from hating music last year, haven't strayed from green, save for one little pocket of assholes in the Monday morning class, which I've only gotten to see once, for 15 minutes, on the first day of school (assembly cut the class short, and Labor Day eliminated it this week.)
The fourth graders have been acing everything in regards to both behavior and content as well! They're a bit behind on actual concept comprehension, due to inconsistent teachers from previous years, but they've been trying everything I ask, and most of them are attempting to decipher any challenges I throw at them. That last point is especially important to me, because that's a rather disturbing personality trend I've been noticing more and more, the younger the kids are: A lot of them have been so sheltered from actually experiencing failure and real difficulty, that they shy away from attempting things that they aren't absolutely certain of. That's normal to a certain extent in most people, but I've been noticing kids up to adults about my age that just immediately give up at everything. Instead of "I'll work on it/I'll figure that out later," it's "Iunno. this is stupid."

Anyway, enough self-righteousness. I am so thrilled that the majority of my kids (even a few of the ones I've been particularly stern with) seem to like me and my class more than what I was set up to expect.


Also, if anyone's wondering about the stoplight behavior gauge:
Green indicates that everyone is giving full effort, listening well, being safe/kind, generally following the expectations for the situation.
Yellow alerts the class that a lot of people have stopped following the expectations for what we're doing, and it's dragging the class down. They need to check what they're doing, and see which of their many neighbors are being a good example still. (I usually don't move it to yellow until at least a third to a half of the class is being too unruly to proceed.)
Red is when everyone/virtually everyone is off-task, and refusing to adhere to expectations. And I mean it has to actually be everyone or all but one person. This basically never happens after kindergarten, although I did see it happen for first grade ONCE.

If the kids manage to end the class on green (either by staying there, or by fixing whatever the yellow problem was), they get a green sticker. Or a red or yellow. If they get a certain amount of green stickers on the class chart, they get a party day. However, only greens can count toward the party day. Each yellow the class gets has to be covered up with a green later on, and reds have to be covered up twice (with greens, not yellows). Some degree of modification gets applied to each class as I get familiar with how completely bonkers they go in which ways. Like I've got all my tiny kids at the very end of the day, when they're at their squirrelliest, and if I get a class with four assholes in it, they can manage to derail half of the students in the class simply through proximity. So my choices end up being to punish the whole class for the four assholes (not gonna happen), adjust the expectations and basically do my best to shut the assholes down until they participate, or exclude them altogether (very reluctant, unless there's a safety issue).


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 Post subject: nailed that deception check
PostPosted: Tue Sep 19, 2017 4:08 pm 
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I managed to convince the newest dude at work that we have assigned parking spaces and he was parked in someone else's spot. I told him to go talk to the manager to get it cleared up. I can't believe I kept a straight face the whole time.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 8:35 pm 
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- Its finally raining so the unbearable heat (40°C! In september!) should be over.
- As it began raining I went to close the window in my bedroom and I spotted a cute skunk hopping around the parking lot and it walked just below my window.


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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Wed Sep 27, 2017 10:07 pm 
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Jesus fuck, you guys hit 40 in September that far north?! It was snowing in Montana last week!


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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Thu Sep 28, 2017 7:17 am 
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Jesus fuck, you guys hit 40 in September that far north?! It was snowing in Montana last week!
We had comfy late-september weather for the second half of August but then it became late-July-hot for most of September. 40 is how hot it felt because of humidex (I think it was actually a mere 34°C without it but still).


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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Fri Sep 29, 2017 9:04 pm 
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Hello, it is 2002 in my heart right now.

Finally accomplished a weird goal of mine, which was remember how to spell the names of Evgeni Sviridov and Natalia Ponomareva.


Why do I want to remember how to spell those Russian-booty names?
Because I used to figure skate when I was younger and they taught me how to skate. Also they are/were Olympic figure skaters, and I knew this from when I was a kid but I could not for the fucking life of me remember how to spell their names OR remember their last names and I found out today. Yay!


"....she is skating with a broken foot. They train together in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania. They teach there as well."

Yay! They taught little [CN] how to skate when he was a kid, and I remember when Natalia broke her foot and the entire skating rink staff and patrons were devastated but fuck you did we ever cheer for her when the two of them went to the Olympics anyway.

anyway, this was my trip down memory lane. nostalgic for a dingy old skating rink in Pennsylvania.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
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Getting a second week off a week after the week off I just had.

Hoping I don't get strep this time. These plague marines aren't gonna paint themselves.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
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I did a thing with a friend and it was nice and not awkward
is this how being a not-failure feels like


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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Sat Oct 28, 2017 4:33 pm 
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I got a new (company lease) car and a new apartment.


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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
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A call center opened up in my town and I got a job there. As soul crushing as call center work seems from what I've heard, it can't be a whole lot worse than retail and it pays nearly 3 times what I'm making now. I'll finally be able to go back to school and otherwise pay for the things I've been needing for a while.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
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I quit my job.


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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
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Writing overly developed and exquisitely formatted arguments on github over a pedantic patch I made for a project by the guy who bodaciously taught me programming is how I like spending my late evenings.

the operative word is pedantic.


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