AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Mmmmm that part of the year where even cheap supermarket berries start to taste good. (since Americans seem to have this thing where they just always want ALL of the ingredients, regardless of whether or not the out-of-season variety tastes like shit that season.)

Ok, I read through the Transformers Wiki. Not because I need information, but because I need to laugh.
Here are some {jokes} examples of how the Transformers Wiki is better than any Wiki ever:

1. At about the bottom of the page on Simon Furman, under "See Also", there are two items: a link to Furmanism, and "80% of this Wiki"

2. The entirety of both of Erector's pages.

3. Megatron has so many toys, there's a page for it. The first picture on the page features a bunch of Megatron toys together, with the caption referencing "Trukk not munky". The second image's caption is a danm hilarious reference to how realistic Megatron's original alt mode was. I highly suggest you guys read this one, as it is pretty interesting.

4. Searching through the Wiki to find more for this list, I somehow found JaAm. What the fuck did I stumble upon?!

5. Skywarp's Generation 1 continuity family page consists a lot of Skywarp and him pushing Autobots down stairs. I also might have to suggest this page.

6. Actually, a whole lot of the image captions are Primus-danm hilarious.

So yeah. Now if you would excuse me, I have to listen to this now:

You do realize that the Transformers franchise has less to do with actual quality and more to do with the 80s and 90s generation clinging to their toyeric childhood, yes?

Wrong, because Transformers has always had something out for all the times since G1: http://tfwiki.net/wiki/Misconceptions_and_urban_legends_about_Transformers#Generation_1

Got myself a nice computer chair that somebody threw out because one of the wheels is broken. I'm sure I can get it fixed/replaced easily and it's much nicer than the one I've been using for a year. This almost makes up for how badly the last weeks have sucked and how dead I am inside.

I didn't feel like shit after today's 3-hour practice session! This is a good day!

Transformers is like 80 percent nostalgia and 20 percent actually good things like Soundwave and combiners. Source, I have an Optimus somewhere

One of my new co workers is really into The Megas and The Protomen

The tiny grocery I usually go to always has insane sales on meat. Wednesday I went there just to get stuff for my lunches at work and I noticed they were selling this bigass piece of pork loin for $5.50/kg instead of the regular $12/kg so I got it and I also got a turnip and potatoes and carrots like an adult and it's been slowly cooking for 9 hours today and it's the single best meal I've ever made and I have enough for three days and it only used half of the pork meaning and get to do it again later.

Got back home about an hour ago from seeing TWRP's live show in Dallas!



It was such a fucking blast oh my god. They're all amazing and I adore every single one of them (but Sung the least and IDK why I think its the traffic cone hat)
Meouch and Phobos are fucking incredible, and the bits of character that Havve adds in his glowy-eyed way were perfect.
They got in a fight because the audience demanded JAZZ MUSIC (at Meouch's urging), so when they came back for the encore it was just Sung at first and he picked up his keytar and played a few jazzy notes, then Havve ran out and tried to shut him down before Meouch appeared and played a few more jazz notes, then Phobos rejoined them and they played a few more songs.


Also they dissed on Ninja Sex Party a bit, which was hilarious.

GOOD TIMES

I BOUGHT THE SIGNED POSTER AND A SHIRT

LOOK AT HAVVE'S ADORABLE LITTLE SIGNATURE HE DRAWS HIS OWN FACE

The fishing trip was... a mixed bag, but we ended with plenty of meat so I'm calling it a good day.

The fact this thread's title is still "what makes you pop flyin'"

Y'ALL DON'T KNOW TRANSFORMERS BITCHES.
BECAUSE I'VE SEEN IT.
I WATCHED OPTIMUS DIE THE FIRST TIME.
I SAW HOT ROD ELEVATE INTO RODIMUS PRIME.
I DARED TO BE STUPID.
NOTHIN'S GONNA STAND IN MY WAY.
I'VE GOT THE TOUCH.

Yeah, i think I'm gonna end up seeing it too. I can't help it, I dig giant robots

first satisfying day at work in weeks

I am not seeing The Last Knight.

Doesn't look that good.