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YCobb · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 1:38 pm

Today I took what may have been the second or third largest shit in my life and somehow the toilet managed to flush

except for one solidarity piece of poop, which didn't fit down the pipe

I am going to kick something

The Willow Witch · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 8:39 pm

Periods are crap and mine is just being violent and mean and making me feel all the lonely and pathetic

luroberto · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:03 pm

Doing homework and pooping at the same time makes me feel smarter.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:04 pm

YCobb wrote:

Today I took what may have been the second or third largest shit in my life and somehow the toilet managed to flush

except for one solidarity piece of poop, which didn't fit down the pipe

I am going to kick something

haha you should probably kick your massive shit

so

you know

it'll break up and fit in the pipe

YCobb · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:28 pm

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:30 pm

Reminds me of Oracle's Great Boulder. oh daisies that was a hilarious post.

Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

All aboard the" gas-induced cramping and subsequent seventeen toilet trips" train!
With a brief stop at "is there even any solid matter coming out of me right now" junction.

stomach pls stop

luroberto · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 8:34 am

Man, I have to fart really bad, but there are people here, and it's a library, but my stomach really hurts when I hold in farts.

Kira · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:51 am

I am 20 years old, considering dating a 16 year old.
I don't know if should go for it.(this is tmi right? i feel like it is)

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 10:53 am

SCOTT PILGRIM

WAS DATING A HIGHSCHOOLER

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

I don't think I'd ever even consider dating a teenager, even if they appeared adult-like. I'd much rather have someone older than me.
And by 'older' I mean like 2 years older, rather than say, 2 years younger.

Kira · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 11:20 am

[Citation Needed] wrote:

SCOTT PILGRIM

WAS DATING A HIGHSCHOOLER

Now I have to watch that movie again...

Sollix · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:13 pm

Mete wrote:

I don't think I'd ever even consider dating a teenager, even if they appeared adult-like. I'd much rather have someone older than me.
And by 'older' I mean like 2 years older, rather than say, 2 years younger.

HAS OUT LOVE JUST ALWAYS BEEN A JOKE TO YOU. I AM WOUNDED.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Who are you?

shazza · **Posted:** Mon Mar 04, 2013 12:23 pm

my parents started dating when my dad was like...24 and my mom was 17 or 18. honestly if the younger party is mature enough i don't see a problem with it. though it seems to work better if it's the girl that's younger as guys tend to mature slower in general. just be aware that there could be some legal issues that may crop up if things go south. i've known too many stories of girls claiming they were raped/molested by their adult boyfriends after they broke up to get back at them.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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