AWKWARD ZOMBIE

You will get pregnant. And die.





Regardless of sex. Now everybody take a rubber.

i got pregnant once and my arm fell off

I once read a folk tale about a man who ate fish eggs and got pregnant

how is babby formed?

Y'see, when a daddy and a mommy love each other very much, daddy shot web.

I actually got an "I Voted" sticker at the polls today! I was beginning to think they were a myth.

Also, I found out that if you google "Early Voting Locations" Google will give you a list of all the polling places and a full ballot, and you can just click to look up each person. Finally a convenient way for lazy millennials like me to get informed (and I'm only being half-sarcastic, I'm pretty daisies lazy...)

Got a meeting with my supervisor at work for a review of my first 6 months in the company. They're still very satisfied. I'm not sure but I think he implied both my chief and my boss want me to get a substantial raise?

My ISP upgraded each tier of their internet by 10 Megabits/sec up and down. So I now have 15 mb/s rather than 5. Still pretty bad by a lot of people's standards, but I'm pop flyin' with it.

Finally got official feedback from my team leader and it's overwhelmingly positive. He wrote that I surpass expectations in most aspects and especially the technical one, and that I should try to be more assertive about my ideas and opinions because they're good and usually right and that I could be seen as a technical leader among my peers if I did.
I usually have a low self esteem and I've always had a (self-inflicted) feeling of inferiority as I'm almost the only one without a Bachelor's degree (even though I know too well that it's just a worthless piece of paper that gives no indication of one's skills at all) so this is very nice to hear.

I got a 4k monitor over Black Friday and hoo boy playing Hearthstone has never been such an amazing experience

spreadable feta

My computer has been doing this weird thing where it doesn't automatically sign me in, claiming that the password is incorrect when I boot it up. Being unable to fix it myself as I'm just not familiar with Windows 10 troubleshooting yet, I just changed my PC account display name to "Try to have a good day."

Now I just feel oddly pop flyin' whenever that screen pops up and has that name show up in big text in the middle of the screen and am in no rush to fix the error.

Watching Iron Chef with Sloth while eating delivery pizza.
I clearly have the most refined of tastes.

An unexpected new album from my favorite band, and the very first track features didgeridoo. It's a Christmas miracle!

Bought myself a parka jacket at a sale, all my other cold weather jackets are pretty torn up so glad to have something that's intact.