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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Feb 27, 2013 8:41 pm 
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It lessens the TASTE of spice, not the digestion consequences

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
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besides which, depending on the spice, it can actually work to curdle the dairy product a little bit with your body temperature, making it acidic, which means you've got even more heat ready to come out.

Some foods don't work well with dairy, or only tolerate it in smaller amounts or certain conditions.

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I hear certain fruits can lessen the effects of spices though, like pineapple or melons.

No citation on that though.

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besides which, depending on the spice, it can actually work to curdle the dairy product a little bit with your body temperature, making it acidic, which means you've got even more heat ready to come out.

Some foods don't work well with dairy, or only tolerate it in smaller amounts or certain conditions.


Buffalo chicken tenders followed an hour later by ice cream with fixin's.

The curdling thing seems like it might be the reason why considering I can eat the former just fine without negative consequences.

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At least it is good to know my roommates are having a healthy sex life.
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I have Cystic acne.

Fuckin, not fun at aaaaaaaaaaaaaall.
Luckily, it isn't as "Severe," I think. But I have these four giant cystic welts on my face. Giant being in pimple standards. I've got one on each cheekbone, one on the back of my jaw, below the right earlobe, and one ON the left earlobe. Negh. Go away, giant red shit on me. Makin me look worse.

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Throat and sinus infections AND a cold?

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In response to the discussion in the Unimportant Topics thread;

oh god that reminds me of a few weeks ago when I went to a con with the friends of a friend and we all met up at this one girl's house. I went to go use her bathroom to change into my cosplay so I wouldn't have to bother doing it later
The bathroom looked like as if a toilet full of shit had exploded years ago and was never cleaned at all; I just about had a panic attack when I walked in
(i ended up changing in a bedroom that was only slightly less dirty)

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Our toilet is kind of shitty so it clogs all the time, that's about the extent of our bathroom getting dirty. I clean the whole thing every other week though, half for allowance and half for the smell of bleach.

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Nb4 shitty toilet joke

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I hate when I wake up in the middle of the night to piss.
Because morning awake me has to wipe down and dissinfect the toilet because sleeping me can't aim.

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Did Brock from Cockfighting Society just let one rip

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You know how comments for porn videos usually sound like they were written by permanently brain damaged apes? Well, I found this gem:
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