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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Thu Jul 14, 2016 9:35 pm 
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I thought I was doing terribly at my job but the HR lady pulled me aside because I was having a rough day yesterday and told me I was above all my targets and that she wanted me on one of the really good teams when I get out of the training bay.

I work in a call center for clarification. We have like, three main places.
Sales (which has strict targets)
Care (you sell some things but you mostly fix billing issues)
and Loyalty (Where you give people the good deals so they stay with your company and try to make them pop flyin' and problem solve)

And She said I'm probably gonna end up in Loyalty because I just want to make everyone pop flyin'.

Which is kinda nice because I thought my lack of sales pushing and just trying to fix peoples problems was going to get me in trouble.

This week has been turbulent, but thats like, the thing that kinda has made me pop flyin' since yesterday,

also Hello AZ. I'm kinda back, I guess I hope you're all doing okay.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
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Just bought a friend I rarely talk to anymore but miss a ton a PS4 so we can game together. I'm excited.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Sat Jul 16, 2016 8:26 pm 
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hello its me ur friend

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
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Yesterday I told myself it'd be nice if my friends remembered I exist and this morning one good friend from college and university I haven't talked to in nearly a year sent me an email asking if I'd like to meet up.

Also I really feel appreciated at work and it's amazing.


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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:05 pm 
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So update on that 52 inch TV I found out by the dumpster: we ordered a ready-made repair kit off the internet (since there was a common problem with the capacitors on the power board being shot) and had a friend with some electrical/soldering experience fix it for us. And it works perfectly now! There's a chance some other capacitors might blow later but it should be a simple fix if that happens.

So we got a nice TV for like, 40 bucks, plus however much a stand or wall mount is gonna cost, since it didn't have one. And a sound bar for better audio. So we got a nice dumpster TV, it's just sitting on the floor because there's no point setting it up a month before we move to a new apartment.

Oh, and we're also upgrading to a much nicer apartment. More expensive but it oughta be worth it for all the space and fancy new appliances *crosses fingers*

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Sun Jul 17, 2016 7:12 pm 
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Oh, and we're also upgrading to a much nicer apartment. More expensive but it oughta be worth it for all the space and fancy new appliances *crosses fingers*

DON'T FORGET FOOD WHEN YOU MOVE THE BEDS. We accidentally left most of the food at the old place after moving all the big furniture. So the first night sleeping at the new place was basically pudding cups and crackers for dinner.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 6:24 pm 
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Found a 32 GB USB 3.0 flash drive today for 7 bucks. I now have a 32 GB USB 3.0 flash drive that I paid 7 dollars for. Now I can store all kinds of stuff on my new 32 GB USB 3.0 flash drive that I got today for 7 United States Dollars.


32 GB USB 3.0 flash drive

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 Post subject: not that impressive really
PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:01 pm 
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I don't get it. Are you trying to say that you bought a 32 GB USB 3.0 flash drive for 7 dollars? You are confusing the shit out of me.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
PostPosted: Mon Jul 18, 2016 7:59 pm 
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No, it's actually just 29.5 GB

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I've been bamboozled. Maybe I can download more RAM and then convert the RAM into storage space.

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 Post subject: kids definitely try this at home
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Unfortunately, RAM can't be converted to storage space unless you delete \system32.

I heard running a magnet along your computer will align the processor and make it run smoother, though.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
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Benson: I'm stumped on this one. I can't find the loss edit at all.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
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It's there, you just have to look harder.

I actually didn't include one, but I should have.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
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You know what I completely forgot to mention? I managed to find a new copy of Ocarina of Time 3D the other day. I have been looking for that game since I bought a 3DS early last year.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
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You know what I completely forgot to mention? I managed to find a new copy of Ocarina of Time 3D the other day. I have been looking for that game since I bought a 3DS early last year.

Reminds me of that one time where I found a Pokemon Y version cartridge near my seat at Coors Field one time. Should've kept it, god dammit.

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 Post subject: Re: What makes you pop flyin'?
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There are helium balloons in the office.

I fucking love helium. I sound like a squirrel.

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