AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I was going to ask if you meant "habitable", but then I remembered the candy wrappers and styrofoam soda cups my brother leaves around his computer before sleeping every day.

Replaced the speakers in my truck. Dealing with door panels is a bitch, but it beats the hell out of paying some nerd at Best Buy $100 to do it.

I just ordered pizza for the first time.
I am the adult. It is me. Yep.


(also, so delicious oh geez...)

Oh hey, the titles back to english.

My niece was playing games on FaceBook and found my old HayDay farm.
I was called EvilLolFish on it.
Reminding me of fun times when I used to make silly names.

I never made fun silly names. I feel like I missed out on enjoying the stage before my tastes in names matured (which happened at, like, age nine or so).

I've been using variants of Blitz Walrus (Rush Badger, Blaze Doberman, Blast Camel) and Generic Hipster (Random Ruffian, Miscellaneous Mook, Discordant Delinquent) for as long as I can remember.

i never made weird names either lol...i went by actual aliases for the entirety of my time online since i was like 9. i adopted shazza when i was like 12 or 13 and now i'm bodaciously going by it in real life so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Made guacamole and my lemon scones turned out really well. Perfect amount of lemoniness. Those two things, along with the very productive morning that led to the baking of scones, cooking of well-seasoned and flavored rice and beans, and completion of a crucial lesson plan, actually made up for how shit the back half of today was.

Every username I use is a joke username basically. I forget my usernames for things a lot because I can't remember what combination of the terms "swag" "butt" and "69" that I used for my name. The name I use on here is the least jokey of all of them and I've even thought about seeing if a mod would change it for me but I've not decided what I want it to be.

I feel so boring by comparison! I just have a few handles I cycle through.

Someone at work got fired, and while I'm super bummed for them, the higher ups have told me they're now able to fiddle with my hours and I should be able to work more frequently.

I love my new apartment.

The whole building is made of cement so you don't hear a thing. I'm on the second floor and you wouldn't know, it's like walking on solid ground. I'm on the back side of the building so my windows are facing the parking lot that's never even half full, and the building at the end of a residential street so there's I can't hear a single car (all I hear is bird singing during the day sometimes). It doesn't feel like I'm in a large city at all when I'm home, yet I'm less then 15 minutes away from my job downtown and I'm close to three groceries and 2 street corners away from the highway that takes me back to my hometown while avoiding having to drive in the city at all. The curtains are dark and just opaque enough so I always keep the apartment in a comfy penumbra during the day.

As I've mentioned earlier, the previous renter left me everything in the apartment, it's all mine now. I love having a queen bed for myself and it has the most comfortable mattress I've ever had. The neighbours are nice and let me share their unlimited Internet. The janitor told me I'll get a 20$/month reduction if I renew the rent after August and the oven and fridge (which are the only things I don't own; they're rented to the owner of the building for 25$/month but the previous renter offered to pay for it until August as a bonus) will drop to a third of their current price. I am content.

Now all I need is to stop having a crush and everything will be perfect.

i've been An Adult today, and i'm not even freaking out about corresponding with multiple people and having strangers come to my house

I made dinner for the family (porkchops) and I didn't do a terrible job or poison anyone

Slowly I shall learn to adult

Men's day yesterday was awesome. We hiked 17 kilometers through the mountains and forests, after which we slammed our faces in plates full of grilled stuff.