AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I will be the prettiest boy.

And you will be the prettiest girl.

Together, we will fight crime and be turbo gay.

Might as well make that my new sig.

I am super excited to start the Gayvengers.

I HAVE RETURNED FROM THE WORST PLACE ON EARTH ALIVE AND WITH STUFF.

Most of the swords got rusty and stuff.

Also, I forgot mosquitoes existed.

حصلت على بعض سماعات بلوتوث جديدة للعمل.

هم ذلك بصوت عال.

This computering device thing is actually working.

Not the one good for games, but now I can recover my 2D art stuff.

Excuse you, I will be prettier than you.

You two, please.

I think we can all agree that I am the prettiest vaguely humanoid blob that is currently inserting itself into this conversation.

Just remember, beer goggles make EVERYONE pretty.

I either need a cut of the profits or to be part of the team now, no exceptions.

How gay would you say you are? We require at least (mumbles) percent gayness.

Also it was "turbo gay" not "Turbo™ Gay™ TurboPunz™ Brand™ Gayness™".
The difference is in the proper noun, you see.

But we are still recruiting for the Gayvengers.

At this point we are considering becoming a musical group also.

I still prefer the band name "Cannibal Lesbian" personally.

On topic: I am getting daisies Good at eyeliner and I'm super pop flyin' about it. That was LIQUID LINER motherfucker (also a pencil for the waterline but y'know)
I'm so excited to have an excuse to wear it.

.....What's everybody looking at me for?

Kamak said it, not me!

New glasses. Insurance paid for an eye exam and about 50% of new frames and lenses, so I sprung for some high-tech (extra hinges) frames that can bend at any angle and be fine.

They feel weird, but they're my first new glasses in 7 years so I'm just getting used to them.

The person I sent my résumé replied within an hour and wants to schedule an appointment for an interview aaaaaa
I was worried they had already found someone since the offer was made back in November and didn't show up on their website.