Pick up lines, go!

Einstein · **Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 9:00 pm

Miss StarSeed wrote:

"If I said I was picking you up, would you be offended?"

I'm out of good pick up lines. :/

There are good pick up lines?

Miss Starseed · **Posted:** Sun Dec 09, 2007 7:40 am

Einstein wrote:

There are good pick up lines?

"If I came up with a good pick-up line, would you fuck me? ;D"

RabidNintendoFanboy · **Joined:** Tue Oct 09, 2007 2:52 pm **Posts:** 870

Ein wrote:

im like pokemon when it comes to STD's... i gotta catch em all

(wait. thats just wrong)

Aeti · **Posted:** Sun Dec 09, 2007 10:50 pm

"I have an advance copy of Brawl"

Einstein · **Posted:** Sun Dec 09, 2007 11:00 pm

Miss StarSeed wrote:

Einstein wrote:

There are good pick up lines?

"If I came up with a good pick-up line, would you fuck me? ;D"

...maybe. =]

Me and a friend at work used to use those over-the-top corny pickup lines on girls all the time, but we played it off like we know they're incredibly corny and stupid, which just made the girls laugh and we ended up with the desired effect anyway. We're just that awesome.

One my friend came up with was pretty good. We worked in this little fast food hut deal at an amusement park, and the supervisors walked by a lot. We thought one of them had a huge crush on him, so the next time she stopped in he said: I've been feeling light-headed all day, because every time you walk by you take my breath away.

Kage Me · **Posted:** Mon Dec 10, 2007 4:34 am

Aeti wrote:

"I have an advance copy of Brawl"

[ ] Proof
[ ] GTFO

Miss Starseed · **Posted:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 6:36 am

Better one:

I know how to get you an advance copy of Brawl.

Ein · **Posted:** Tue Dec 11, 2007 10:18 am

if you were a laser you'd be set to stun

Trennicus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:26 pm

I cast Reborn the Monster.

Courtesy of Water:

'If you were a president, you'd be Babe-raham Lincoln.'

spongedav · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:34 pm

Call for help 'cause I'm drowning in your beauty.

Trennicus · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:34 pm

If you were a fruit, you'd be a Fineapple!

(Again from Best Poster)

DarkSurfer · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:43 pm

Baby, you must be a parking ticket. Cause you've got fiiiine written all over.

Fauche · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 2:45 pm

I need you on my penis. Right now.

Badfish · **Joined:** Sun Jun 14, 2009 3:52 pm **Posts:** 3480

Hey!Like those roofies I put in your drink?

Water · **Posted:** Thu Jul 23, 2009 4:59 pm

Grrl, if you were an emergency vehicle, you'd be a finetruck.

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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