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Turbro · **Joined:** Fri Apr 29, 2011 9:11 am **Posts:** 5475

I woke up and had so much gas stuck inside my body that I thought it was diarrhea
The moment I sit on the toilet I let out an incredibly long and hilarious fart and instantly feel much better.

I was basically that hippo in that video that was linked on Cracked.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Ordered an SSD.
Now I'm faced with a dilemma: should I use it to store games or porn? Games would load very fast, while browsing my porn folder would be much easier since it would take almost no time for my folders to load.

Madican · **Joined:** Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:18 pm **Posts:** 13531

Seriously. It's a SSD drive, put your games on it.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

My porn folder isn't optimally organized, it can take quite long for everything to load. Then again I'd only need to keep 2-3 games there at once, then I could just unistall/move them after beating them.

Mind you, I don't quite have 120gb of porn - the SSD's primary purpose is my OS.

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:02 pm

Organize your porn folder, what kind of savage are you.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

I'm doing the best I can okay

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:07 pm

Which is obviously not eneough.
Who even saves porn to their computers anyways.

Mete · **Joined:** Thu Sep 17, 2009 2:54 pm **Posts:** 12656

Enjoy your jaggies and blur and artifacts

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:16 pm

I only have a few things saved.
Only the best get reserved seating in my computer

creakyAccordion · **Posted:** Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:24 pm

The one thing that's really nice about coming home from vacation is being able to fap again

Valbrandur · **Posted:** Tue Sep 04, 2012 2:41 pm

I can't stop having these power farts, I feel like a whoopee cushion

Tales · **Posted:** Tue Sep 04, 2012 4:16 pm

today i wore my underwear backwards by mistake, no wonder i thought it looked weird

Gryewolf · **Posted:** Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:30 pm

I just sneezed and it made me fart really hard.
Now my booty hurts.

Tetrunes · **Posted:** Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:45 pm

And then gry cleaned much more of the housr than he intended

Potato · **Posted:** Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:14 pm

there is a mosquito bite on the back of my thigh
it itched so badly today but i didn't want to make it look like I was scratching my booty

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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