AWKWARD ZOMBIE

The same link?

You get a random page every time.

Ah, thank you!

Sidekick's power: Sound Absorption
Villain's power: Chimerism

... my power: Dark Matter Manipulation

this is going to be the most boring comic book

You can control 85% of the entire universe.

How boring.

Yeah, your power is pretty OP, Barabba.

My partner is ace detective man
And my arche nemesis is a mirror

Let's see:

Me: Juggernaut Momentum

Sidekick: Urban Adaptation

Villain: Telepathic Speaking

So I guess the villain will try to voice-in-head sidekick to get in my way, meaning I'll kill him and stop heroics because who else might I kill thus the villain, who has loadsamoney, will continue his gangstarous spree while I drink myself dead from the pain?

"Stop drinking, Runes!"

"I can't stop, I have Juggernaut Momentum."

can't stop won't stop i destroyed his family

Waaah, I've got the Pathogen Manipulation !
I'm gonna create a virus that weakens the muscles during adrenaline rushes, it will at least stop the wave of non-premeditated murders.

Screw you I'll be safe in Madagascar.

Ahah ! You just falled in my trap ; I would have made a virus that spreads through air and water, so that even in Madagascar, in Australia or in Japan peoples would be contaminated !
And don't play this game with me or I create a Z-Apocalypse !

Please. If somebody in China sneezes Madagascar closes their docks so there's no chance of being infected.

Hm, you may be right.
Well, then I suppose I'll fly to Madagascar as soon as the first signs of a Z-Apocalypse appear. That might be a good idea ^^

Don't make me go Finnish god on you.

That's what makes it boring.


SA Lad: "Sir, a distress signal!"

DarkMatterman: "We must hurry!"

SA Lad: "I can't hear you!"

DarkMatterman: "I know!"

*Later, when DarkMatterman and SA Lad arrive at the scene.*

Chimerican: *In the middle of robbing a bank by sticking his giraffe head in it while sitting out in the middle of the street shooting like five guns with his monkey hands, feet, and tail, being impervious to the police's bullets because of his turtle shell (How ironic).*
"HAHAHAHA! All will fear me, the Chimerican!"

SA Lad: "Not if we have anything to say about it!" (Have a textbox in this panel explaining that while SA Lad cannot hear sounds, he can read lips. As for how he read the Chimerican's lips while his giraffe head was in the bank, your guess is as good as mine.)

Chimerican: "Oh yeah? EAT SUPERSONIC WAVES! *His giraffe head retracts and becomes a giant bat head. The head emits supersonic waves that send several objects flying and causes glass objects to shatter.*

DarkMatterman: *Completely unharmed as he was holding SA Lad up as a shield.* "Supersonic waves are no match for Dark Matter Manipulation, let alone salad boy!"

salad boy: "Hey, that's not what we said my name was!"

DarkMatterman: *Throws salad boy aside and puts two fingers on his temple as he holds his hand out at the Chimerican.*
"Okay, let's see, gotta remember how Dark Matter Manipulation works... Got it! Hhhuuuuaaaahhh!"
*DarkMatterman magnetizes all the cars to Chimerican, causes some clouds to shoot lightning at the Chimerican, sends the Chimerican flying up into the air and plummeting back down into the pavement, and then shoots an energy beam at the Chimerican, causing his bonds to break apart and immediately corrode into dust.*

salad boy: "You did it, DarkMatterman! The day is saved! What about the Chimerican though?"

DarkMatterman: "I'm pretty sure next time he'll bat an eyelid before sticking his neck into any more monkey business so long as I am here to shell out some justice!"

salad boy: *Reading DarkMatterman's lips right now.*
"No, I mean.. what are we going to do about the Chimerican? He's dead."

Police Chief: *Walks angrily up to DarkMatterman with a pair of handcuffs.*
"That's the last straw, DarkMatterman! I've had it with your loose-cannon-vigilante-justice bullshit! I'm taking you in!"

DarkMatterman: *Laughs in the Police Chief's face while salad boy cowers behind him.* "Oh Chief, you should know by now that what matters to man, does not matter to...
*Puts on sunglasses.*
"DARKMATTERMAN!"
*DarkMatterman creates a black hole and kills everything, including himself.*

THE END


See? The Chimerican got annihilated pretty much instantly and SA Lad was useful for only one thing, whereas DarkMatterman is crazy overpowered.
Makes for a boring comic if you ask me.