AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So many stereotypes.

This author got all of his/her/its opinions from After School Specials I swear.

Shit so you mean since I went to a private school and am Christian I'm supposed to be a homophobic idiot who is overprotective and won't allow my friends to be friends with gays?

I guess I'd better get started on that. Where are some gays? I need to discriminate against them.

Hey, I'm Christian and went to a private school (for a little), but I'm gay.

Does that mean I have to discriminate against myself?

What happens if you're a Chinese Christian that goes to private school?

Nuclear bombing

You must be slain as soon as possible.

However, that's not as bad as being a Chinese Christian jock that goes to a private school. If that happens, you'll bodaciously turn into a creature of pure evil and darkness, causing the Earth to crumble and split, possibly even destroying the whole universe with naught but the force of evil.

What, no I'm not chinese and I don't go to private school.

I'll just discriminate against you for you

WELL

then the Earth is 50% doomed.

Tom : How about a game, you guys?



Brian and Chris aren't turning Tom gay.

TOM IS THE GAY

Am I the only who noticed that Brian and Chris are horrible students?

I mean, they skip school, beat people half-to-death, they have trouble solving simple math problems, and they blame it all on their school's bigots.


And if this is suppose to help gay kids cope with society, why is the author suggesting violence and lying.


And why isn't there a single straight line in the comic is that suppose to be ironic or something?

*snrk*

That was awesome.

No son af mine are going to be a Chinese Christian on a private school, vhile doing sports.

My name is Dan, am I an evil douchebag who goes to private school now?