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oh men and your dicks.

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Trygve
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oh men and your dicks.
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dorbelle
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oh god I lost

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Trygve
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oh god I CAME
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Ungeheuer
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Length is pretty much irrelevant anyways, it's not like there's any erogenous zones hidden eight inches deep in a woman (or man, for that matter). :colbert:

Diameter and technique (and I'm not just talking about mere thrusting here), that's what really matters.

In other news I have a relaxed sorta-date at a friend's today and shaved myself for the occasion. Y'know, just in case.

EDIT: RAZORBURN! Every man's arch-nemesis.

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dorbelle
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yeah, so true. Really big dicks don't appeal to me. When I misheard Tuxedo Mask (he said "my chin itches" but I had heard "It's ten inches") I was like FFF

but that's not the case. I'm not upset

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man i really like these bouncing tits

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I'm just reminded of some old song that went like "Willow, tit, willow, tit, willow."
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[spoiler]man i am just horny all the time[/spoiler]

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[spoiler]man i am just horny all the time[/spoiler]


[spoiler]were you horny all day?[/spoiler]

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[spoiler]I was horny a few minutes ago. I took care of it thankfully.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]basically. i'll start thinking about sex and then it's hard to stop.[/spoiler]

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