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WHATCHA BUYIN', STRANGER?!

GOT A SELECTION OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER

STRANGER! WHAT D'YOU NEED THAT FOR? YOU GOIN' HUNTIN' AN ELEPHANT?!"


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Nachalnik wrote:
WouldYouKindly wrote:
Nachalnik wrote:
WHATCHA BUYIN', STRANGER?!

GOT A SELECTION OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER

STRANGER! WHAT D'YOU NEED THAT FOR? YOU GOIN' HUNTIN' AN ELEPHANT?!"

I SEE YOU HAVE AN EYE FOR THINGS, GUNS NOT JUST ABOUT SHOOTIN, ITS ABOUT RELOADIN, YOULL SEE WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick

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WouldYouKindly wrote:
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WouldYouKindly wrote:
Nachalnik wrote:
WHATCHA BUYIN', STRANGER?!

GOT A SELECTION OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER

STRANGER! WHAT D'YOU NEED THAT FOR? YOU GOIN' HUNTIN' AN ELEPHANT?!"

I SEE YOU HAVE AN EYE FOR THINGS, GUNS NOT JUST ABOUT SHOOTIN, ITS ABOUT RELOADIN, YOULL SEE WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

LEON, HEEEEELP!!!


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"So, you are obviously the big dick. The men on the side of ya are your balls. Now there are two types of balls. There are big brave balls, and there are little mincey faggot balls. Now, dicks have drive and clarity of vision, but they are not clever. They smell pussy and they want a piece of the action. And you thought you smelled some good old pussy, and have brought your two little mincey faggot balls along for a good old time. But you've got your parties muddled up. There's no pussy here, just a dose that'll make you wish you were born a woman. Like a prick, you are having second thoughts. You are shrinking, and your two little balls are shrinking with you. And the fact that you've got "Replica" written down the side of your guns... And the fact that I've got "Desert Eagle point five O"... Written down the side of mine...Should precipitate your balls into shrinking, along with your presence. Now... Fuck off"

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick

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"Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth!"

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"RLY."
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"Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair!"

"Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth!"

"O RLY FOOL?"

"RLY."

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick

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DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES

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DENTAL PLAN

LISA NEEDS BRACES

were required to fart on a regular basis

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick

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"Now I'm going to give you a choice. You won't like it, but it's real simple. If you raise your gun again, you're dead. Aim it at the family, you're dead. You move too fast from where you're standing, you're dead. In fact, I'd say dropping your weapon and putting your hands behind your head is the only viable option.

But that's your choice."

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