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Mr Dude
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But he like intimdated me :'|
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Sphenox
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I'll just post some bad german jokes because they are not translatable at all.
any german here?

Treffen sich zwei Rosinen, die eine hat ne Spitzhacke dabei. Fragt die andere Rosine "Hey! Für was ist die Hacke?" Sagt die andere "Ach, ich geh gleich in'n Stollen."

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Was macht ein Clown im Büro? [spoiler]Faxen![/spoiler]

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Kommt ne Frau beim Arzt. (witzende)


ill try and translate another very bad one.

What is white and annoys while eating? [spoiler]An avalanche.[/spoiler]

have "fun" :P

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Oh god. Bad jokes, indeed.

I still had to laugh at the clown one.
Anyways, besides me and Mond there aren't any germans here, so you might want to stick to english.

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Sphenox
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Tatzel wrote:
Oh god. Bad jokes, indeed.

I still had to laugh at the clown one.
Anyways, besides me and Mond there aren't any germans here, so you might want to stick to english.


will try, frohman

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Miss Starseed
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How do you stop a baby from running in circles?

Nail its other foot to the floor.

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What did the flower say to the bike?

Petal.
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What do you call a video of pedestrians?
Footage.

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Bill Nye the Science Guy
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5 killed in US Power Plant Explosion




[spoiler]D'oh![/spoiler]

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Why should women in glass houses throw stones?

[spoiler]It's they only way they can break through the glass ceiling[/spoiler]
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Why should women in glass houses throw stones?

[spoiler]It's they only way they can break through the glass ceiling[/spoiler]

Yeah, but then they just end up having to clean it up.

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Bill Nye the Science Guy
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I read a book on the digestive system the other day, it was pretty good.

[spoiler]but the ending was shit[/spoiler]

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I don't have a joke, but I can tell you something funny

[spoiler]your face[/spoiler]
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Bald jokes are very high brow
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Two Haitians walk into a bar.

The bar collapses.

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These are all good jokes :colbert:
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