AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Granted, but the entire universe also ceases to exist.

I wish that Half-Life wouldn't keep freezing at a certain point on one of my computers.

Granted. You can't play it anymore.

I wish I had a cactus garden. ^_^

Granted, but

You get the most dangerous ones. The ones that move and think.


I wish I had more melon. :[

Granted, but now it is so hot, you die of dehydration.

I wish it was not so hot on summer.

Granted, but now it's freezing fucking cold.

I wish I hadn't gotten rid of most of my Yu-Gi-Oh cards.

Granted, but they hate you and give you papercuts.

I wish someone whould tell Lyrasen that Norwegians cannot freeze.

Granted. Norway is now a hot tropical area.

I wish I could be feeling it, Mr. Krabs.

Granted. You will now require years of psychotherapy.


I wish for some pumpkin pie. <3

Granted, you get into too much of a rock mood that you smash it to pieces.


I wish my Stallone would appear at my house and blow everything up for me to watch : D

Granted, it's haunted and evil.

I wish I had my own computer.

Granted, it runs on windows '95, has 1 GB of hard drive space, 50 KB of ram, and cannot be upgraded.

I wish my dad would let me buy Team Fortress 2 for the PC so that I could play it on his computer.

Granted, it lags like hell.

I wish I had a pony.

Granted- you go mentally insane from sleep depravation.

I wish I hadn't spent the last seven hours sleeping on a hard couch..... ow.....

Granted, you slept on a bed of nails!

I wish I wish I was a fish