What makes you pop flyin'?

TheStranger · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 8:37 pm

[Citation Needed] wrote:

TheStranger wrote:

IM DRUNK!!!

I'm slowing working towards this goal!

Hooray! Let's make poor life choices while we're drunk! Let's sign up for credit cards and buy boats!

I've been mixing beer and vodka all night so I've already made passes at several online friends who I find attractive but have no emotional interest in beyond friendship that I will no doubt regret tomorrow.

Riku · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 9:17 pm

Well, the fact that you're coherent enough to recognize and clearly state that right now indicates that at least we don't have to figure out how to call the Swedish emergency services to send you an ambulance.
(Wait, you're in Sweden, right? I forget who lives in which country, sometimes. I have general regions, but not always specific borders.)

TheStranger · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 9:22 pm

Riku wrote:

Well, the fact that you're coherent enough to recognize and clearly state that right now indicates that at least we don't have to figure out how to call the Swedish emergency services to send you an ambulance.
(Wait, you're in Sweden, right? I forget who lives in which country, sometimes. I have general regions, but not always specific borders.)

It says Sweden right there in the Location line, and everyone here is using the ÅÄÖ alphabet instead of the gobbledygook they speak in Norway and Denmark, so I have to assume I'm here

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 9:22 pm

Quote:

Joined: Tue Dec 11, 2012 1:40 pm
Posts: 3507
Location: Sweden

Although to be fair I think mine said "Switzerland" at one point, and I have actually never left the US.

Curly Tale · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 9:25 pm

No one knows where I truly live.

I also bet none of you could guess.... Or maybe you could?

pikscast · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 9:26 pm

Yeah, and you're currently at yooka-laylee.
Then again, I live in another universe so, ehhhh

SaintCrazy · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 9:44 pm

As much as I would like to live in Willy Wonka's chocolate factory...

TheStranger · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 9:46 pm

Riku wrote:

Well, the fact that you're coherent enough to recognize and clearly state that right now indicates that at least we don't have to figure out how to call the Swedish emergency services to send you an ambulance.
(Wait, you're in Sweden, right? I forget who lives in which country, sometimes. I have general regions, but not always specific borders.)

My tolerance is too high anyway, the amount of alcohol required to poison me would render me incapable of writing at all. Tonight I've consued 6 tall boys and most of a bottle of vodka, and I'm barely buzzed

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 10:07 pm

something something vikings

TheStranger · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 10:09 pm

[Citation Needed] wrote:

something something vikings

That would make sense, if my family hadnt wandered over here about 300 years ago in wagons. I'm gypsy descendant, not norse descendant. Well, on my mothers side, I never met my dad so I have no idea what went on on that side.

pikscast · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 10:09 pm

something something nopon

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 10:13 pm

TheStranger wrote:

That would make sense, if my family hadnt wandered over here about 300 years ago in wagons. I'm gypsy descendant, not norse descendant. Well, on my mothers side, I never met my dad so I have no idea what went on on that side.

"something something those daisies drunken gypsies ruining our countries bleehhhehhhhh" - the entire European continent

My dad is Scottish. Got off the boat when he was 6.
Mom's side of the family came from Germany like two generations back.

TheStranger · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 10:22 pm

[Citation Needed] wrote:

TheStranger wrote:

That would make sense, if my family hadnt wandered over here about 300 years ago in wagons. I'm gypsy descendant, not norse descendant. Well, on my mothers side, I never met my dad so I have no idea what went on on that side.

"something something those daisies drunken gypsies ruining our countries bleehhhehhhhh" - the entire European continent

My dad is Scottish. Got off the boat when he was 6.
Mom's side of the family came from Germany like two generations back.

My grandfather is still dark skinned, so you can see the heritage in him, but my grandmother and mother are both white ,and so am I. I dont particularly approve of the gypsy lifestyle, but I'm technically one of them, so what can you do? I never met my father, but he was both white and very tall, and I inherited both his skin color and his size. I'm 6'7. but the rest of my family is below 6 feet.

[Citation Needed] · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 10:30 pm

TheStranger wrote:

I'm 6'7. but the rest of my family is below 6 feet.

jfc, you are an ice giant.

I am also the tallest member of my family. Hooray, eternal top shelf duty.

pikscast · **Posted:** Tue May 19, 2015 10:33 pm

Tallest here, too. Yay! Touch the ceiling party!

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