AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I just wanted to say that you are all wonderful people and that it really brightens my day when I read things on this forum.

One of the most polite forum communities that I have joined.

I wanted you all to know that.

Fuck you.

I love you, too.

I know, lots of people do.
Jokes aside, that actually does make me very pop flyin'.

I made someone pop flyin' here. That makes me pop flyin'.

Thanks, Glad to hear I make someone pop flyin'

I do agree that the general attitude of the people on here makes me pop flyin'. I feel like I can have fun here without worrying about mean spirited posts. Thanks dear people of the AZ forums!

I love all you guys on this forum.

I also got in touch with some old friends and they don't hate me! Yaaaay!

Congratulations!

It surprises me how quickly you seemed to integrate yourself in the forum community. Heck, you get along with people here better than I do.
I swear I'm not jealous or anything.

But yea, the people here are pretty nice. It's one of the only forums I'm a part of where I feel like I can do a bit of venting without being judged too harshly.

The people here practice light-hearted sarcasm in text form. I live sarcasm. That isn't a typo.

I'd suffer a panic attack and stop breathing the moment I am dropped in a physical room with all of you, though. I can't communicate in person. I can barely even exist outside of my own living space.

I'm sure if you were dumped in a room with a dozen or so other socially anxious people there would be some sort of awkwardness singularity and you'd all become Hyper-Humans or somethin so LOOK FORWARD TO THAT YEAH

I'd like to not be part of the sudden tear in the universe as my lungs decide they don't want to work anymore, thanks.

Now that you've described it, I can't think of a sweeter way to die.

Look at this friendly old grandpa NPC dog