AWKWARD ZOMBIE

A-10s are doing maneuvers over the bay for some reason and they're passing pretty closely over my house. I guessed what they were from the sound of the engines whistling but the clouds broke enough that I could see one.

I love living next to an air base.

the secret is: jecht shot

if there is a move that crushes another player's face, it is a good move

If you don't get the Jecht Shot, just throw the game away.

I never played blitzball much.


What makes me pop flyin' is that a lot of people at school consider me to be one of the most outgoing, funniest kids in the school, so I've got that going for me. Really though, I don't consider myself to be that funny, I just do a lot of things that aren't considered the norm, like silly walking down the hall and stuff.

I survived getting my wisdom teeth removed.

Here's hoping you don't get a dry socket.

Talked to an Allstate agent at work today and got an insurance plan through the company. I'm set up with some very good life, cancer, accident, eye, and dental insurance all for a little over $20 out of each paycheck, pre-tax so it saves me a little bit there as well. I feel almost more like an adult.

It was looking bad for a while, but my Titanfall code finally came through. What a great game.

the most beautiful birds.
Every 4th of July a huge military cargo plane flies over one of the local parks. So low you can almost reach out and brush the fuselage with your fingertips. It's sooo fucking loud tho.

Aesthetically they're booty ugly, but functionally they are works of art. The GAU-8 cannon that the plane is built around is so powerful that if it fired for a few seconds straight, the plane would stall.

Sloth's parents took us all out for sushi at a really nice place and then (probably because I was really tired and stressed out about plans changing and miscommunication again), people bought be a really good bottle of elderberry mead. is good. Also, I had some and no longer care about capitalization at the beginning of the previous sentence. Whoops.

Geez what is this gift in my Steam

Goddammit Great Handsome Oppressor you mother-
loving wonderful person you

Great Handsome Oppressor you're too cute

my good news is my tax return was super big this year and its pushed me almost to my savings goals for moving to Seattle. this means i'll be only 3 - 4 driving hours away from reubo and not a 400 dollar plane ticket can i get a fucking amen

Holy shit. I'm so fucking handsome with this haircut. I'm starting to enjoy being myself once more. What a fucking babe. I fully expect everyone in class tomorrow to be on my dick as soon as I walk in the room. I am the bomb.

That's the spirit.

went shopping for clothes yesterday

I can finally compose outfits to complement my sweet new shoes