Pick up lines, go!

Miss Starseed · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:43 am

Hello, can you help me? I'm lost and I'm looking for the way into some pants.

nobhdy · **Posted:** Fri Nov 23, 2007 2:49 am

hey, you like snakes?

Trennicus · **Posted:** Mon Dec 03, 2007 2:25 am

'Hey, cupcake, I'd like pancakes for breakfast.'

Bear Police · **Joined:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:59 pm **Posts:** 2274

I like music.

And, uh, cloth.

Miss Starseed · **Posted:** Mon Dec 03, 2007 3:54 am

L Lawliet wrote:

I like music.

And, uh, cloth.

She Likes Cloth? That'd be a great band name.

So, uh... you like cloth?

Water · **Posted:** Tue Dec 04, 2007 12:35 am

L Lawliet wrote:

I like music.

(c) Randall Munroe

Bear Police · **Joined:** Sun Jun 24, 2007 9:59 pm **Posts:** 2274

Water wrote:

L Lawliet wrote:

I like music.

(c) Randall Munroe

Trennicus · **Posted:** Tue Dec 04, 2007 8:51 pm

'Hey. How about you and me?'

nobhdy · **Posted:** Wed Dec 05, 2007 9:14 pm

wireless...hotspot.....

*touches self*

Ein · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 11:14 am

im like pokemon when it comes to STD's... i gotta catch em all

(wait. thats just wrong)

Nanairo · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 5:48 pm

Varn wrote:

I do not like this thread. I do not like it one bit.

After reading some of these...I can say I like this thread...it's just mildly disturbing

Trennicus · **Posted:** Thu Dec 06, 2007 8:50 pm

So I heard you like bondage...

Kage Me · **Posted:** Fri Dec 07, 2007 6:13 am

((At work!))

"Hey, who's up for some staff bondage?"
"Do you mean bonding?"
"No. Bondage."

Miss Starseed · **Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 2:16 am

"If I said I was picking you up, would you be offended?"

I'm out of good pick up lines. :/

Trennicus · **Posted:** Sat Dec 08, 2007 7:31 pm

Same here.
I used them all up. ]:

Uhm...

'So... You're passed out, huh?'

AWKWARD ZOMBIE