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Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:07 pm

God dammit! Another zit on my crotch. The last one just went away. What the fuck.

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 3:24 pm

Le Great Handsome Oppressor wrote:

From now on I'll call gastroenteritis "Schrödinger's Poop" as you can have constipation and diarrhea at the same time.

I've gotten this before.

My colon has never been so confused before.

Dr. Glocktor wrote:

Thought Kamak said that for a sec

Oh dear

Yeah, sometimes I have to make a double take at some of these posts like "When the hell did I say that?"

Thankfully I don't get period cramps. Just back ones.

Sollix · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:08 pm

My booty is still bleeding when I shit.

I mean its not as much as it was before.
But holy god body pls just heal

Rinoko · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:24 pm

My digestive system and I aren't on speaking terms at the moment.

I eat a slice of pizza/hot dog/chicken/anything and get instant constipation.

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 4:37 pm

I just had soup and now feel bound up.

What the fucking hell, body? You never did this to soup before.

EDIT: Whoops, guess who found out they ate day old bacon earlier?

Goddamnit mom, if the bacon sits there all day, or hell, at the very least, overnight, throw it the fuck away. It's not any good anymore and it makes everyone else think it's still edible because you usually cook it for breakfast/lunch over weekends.

Tales · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:43 pm

today i had indian food and yesterday chinese and nothing extraordinary has happened to my colon/digestive system whatever
i guess one of my pro's is that i don't have bathroom nor farting problems?

owenster · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:48 pm

Tales is too proper and highborn for us peasants

Lolita · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:51 pm

mosquito bites
mosquito bites everywhere

Fluffdick · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 5:54 pm

My bites are infected.

Potato · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:25 pm

my brother just sold me a usb full of porn for $10
I've seen most of these already
at least the thing's 16 gb

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:26 pm

You bought porn?

Why?

Potato · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:27 pm

I'm trying to help our economy man
these are some tough times

Kamak · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:34 pm

That's not how the trickle down theory works.

You need to take a page from R. Kelly.

Potato · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 9:37 pm

something's gonna trickle down after I'm done with all this porn

Silver_Wolf · **Posted:** Mon Sep 03, 2012 10:17 pm

Was the usb full of porn? Or only half-full?

my largest picture folder contains touhou....And no! It has no porn!

Edit:
Two page gets in two posts? Lucky day!

AWKWARD ZOMBIE

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