TIME TO MAKE AN ORANGE CAKE MOTHERFUCKERS
First acquire your ingredients. They are as follows.
Cake batter:
1/2 cup butter
3/4 cup sugar
2 eggs
1/2 cup orange juice
2 tablespoons water
1/8 teaspoon almond extract
1 1/4 cup cake flour
1 3/4 teaspoon baking powder
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 1/2 teaspoon orange peel
Frosting:
1 1/4 cup confectioners sugar
1 tablespoon soft butter
1 tablespoon orange juice
Before the rest of this, preheat the oven to 350 degrees
Start by mixing the butter and sugar together, then mix in the eggs one at a time. If you are like Chinmaster and have cholesterol problems you can use a butter substitute and pretend that you aren't slowly killing yourself.
After that add the orange juice, water, peel, and almond
You can use a grater to do this, but as Chinmaster is pitiably poor college student, he did it with his bare hands. Take note that if you go this route then afterward it will feel like you have fire underneath your nails if they aren't very long. Only another misery to add to your sad existence
Make sure to just get the very outer part of the peel i.e. just the orange part. The white part underneath is where most of the bitterness is; almost as bitter as the core of your heart.
This is how it should look if you have not failed like you have so many times before
Next you mix the dry ingredients (flour, baking powder, and salt)
Mix those two motherfuckers togehter
It should now look like this
Get yourself an 8 inch baking pan (That's about 20 cm for you metric barbarians)
Pour that shit in the pan and stick that bad boy in the oven for about half an hour
While you're waiting you can make the frosting by mixing the confectioners sugar, butter, and orange juice since, sad sack of shit you are, you don't have anything better to do
Cake is done. We are almost home free
You can no longer pretend that you are making a good decision for your health
Fuck year
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