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This hairstyle summons a man's wild instincts. It has been asked, "Do champions wears afros or do afros wear champions?" Even modern science cannot solve this riddle!!


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"It's, like, one of them drug dealer boats," Vic says, looking through his magic sight. "Five guys on it. Headed our way." He fires another round. "Correction. Four guys on it." Boom. "Correction, they're not headed our way anymore." Boom. A fireball erupts from the ocean two hundred feet away. "Correction. No boat."

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick


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WHATCHA BUYIN', STRANGER?!


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WHATCHA BUYIN', STRANGER?!

GOT A SELECTION OF GOOD THINGS ON SALE STRANGER

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[20:54:03] George: fun fact: I have only seen my friends dads dick


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Jeff: "Hey! Troy sneezes like a girl!"
Troy: "And how 'bout I POUND YOU like a BOY that didn't come out right."

Dean Pelton: Ha ha ha! Merry pop flyin'!

Britta: "Well? did you talk to Chang?"
Jeff: "Yeah, but... it didn't do any good. My head still hurts from all the yelling... and my pupils are more sensitive to light because he yelled at me so much."

Shirley: "What is going on?"
Troy: "We're trying to get Jeff ready for the fi-iiiiiii.... iiiighhhh... t."
Troy: (whispers) "I couldn't think of another word."
Jeff: "Idiot. He meant we were figh- ...ting. It is hard to think of another word."

(community is pretty much the best show on nowadays)

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Jeff: "Hey! Troy sneezes like a girl!"
Troy: "And how 'bout I POUND YOU like a BOY that didn't come out right."

Dean Pelton: Ha ha ha! Merry pop flyin'!

Shirley: "What is going on?"
Troy: "We're trying to get Jeff ready for the fi-iiiiiii.... iiiighhhh... t."
Troy: (whispers) "I couldn't think of another word."
Jeff: "Idiot. He meant we were figh- ...ting. It is hard to think of another word."

(community is pretty much the best show on nowadays)

These are some of my favorite lines from the show. Donald Glover is terrific, but then again, they all really are.

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Depth perception, a functioning liver, and a pusle!


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