AWKWARD ZOMBIE

"Darkly" (8:27:17 PM): It doesn't matter how many times I see it, I always laugh with Gordon Freechmant and Jim.
Ferret Buccaneer (8:27:18 PM): BECAUSE YOU ARE HEADCRAB ZOMBIE >:||
"Darkly" (8:27:20 PM): :awesome:

[6:08:16 PM] Josh says: I wish my dong was shaped like a corkscrew.
[6:08:30 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: WHAT?!
[6:08:30 PM] Josh says: I could open wine bottles with it.
[6:08:38 PM] Josh says: But noone would drink the wine. D:

[6:53:30 PM] awkwardgrant says: I wish my dong was shaped like a corkscrew.

Ferret Buccaneer (10:32:41 PM): ...
Ferret Buccaneer (10:32:44 PM): ASSCRABS
"BoN" (10:32:44 PM): ROTATABLE HIP
Ferret Buccaneer (10:32:46 PM): THAT'S HOW
Ferret Buccaneer (10:32:47 PM): WHOOO
"BoN" (10:32:57 PM): REHEADCRABS ARE
"BoN" (10:32:59 PM): IN MY
Ferret Buccaneer (10:33:05 PM): SOUP
"BoN" (10:33:08 PM): FLARE PANTS
Ferret Buccaneer (10:33:09 PM): :awesome:
"BoN" (10:33:25 PM): FLAREPANTS SOUPCRAB
Ferret Buccaneer (10:33:35 PM): WHAAAAAT
"BoN" (10:33:37 PM): WAY BETTER THAN SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

feoremar@hotmail.com (11:18:56 PM): If I were I'd take advantage of 18 days, for at least now, if it's getting so bad :U
Foamy1319 (11:19:25 PM): 18-2, remember?
feoremar@hotmail.com (11:19:36 PM): Oh wow 15 more days for the rest of the year
Foamy1319 (11:19:44 PM): ...
Foamy1319 (11:19:48 PM): Your math skills suck.

Darkly Nightman (8:57:27 PM): I PEE BLOOD
Ferret Buccaneer (8:57:32 PM): lololo wut
BeamSwordJuggle (8:57:41 PM): COME ON HAVE SEX ALREADY

Jeremy O (5:05:52 PM): whats up
Yeilri (5:06:17 PM): I'm on **** ****.
Jeremy O (5:06:21 PM): Bwuh?
Jeremy O (5:06:23 PM): Whazzat?
Yeilri (5:06:25 PM): Uh.
Yeilri (5:06:31 PM): Noooooothing.
Jeremy O (5:07:17 PM): You're on nothing?
Yeilri (5:07:35 PM): Yeah!
Jeremy O (5:08:34 PM): Whats **** ****, though
Jeremy O (5:08:35 PM): lol
Yeilri (5:08:46 PM): It means nothing.
Jeremy O (5:08:56 PM): bodaciously?
Jeremy O (5:08:58 PM): In what?
Yeilri (5:09:15 PM): ...Yeilinese.
Jeremy O (5:09:18 PM): -.-
Jeremy O (5:09:19 PM): BS.
Yeilri (5:09:43 PM): That means 'Truth' in yeilinese. I see you are fluent.
Jeremy O (5:10:00 PM): lawl.

BeamSwordJuggle (10:05:53 PM): there's a squished toad under the railroad
TDarkSurfer (10:05:53 PM) has entered the room.

[11:15 PM] Sir Defenestrator twenty charleson clement tine mcsmithyson stevens II: Yeah, I don't really know where I'm going with this...
[11:16 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: Going with what?
[11:17 PM] Sir Defenestrator twenty charleson clement tine mcsmithyson stevens II: Chicken butt.
[11:17 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: I prefer cow booty.
[11:17 PM] Sir Defenestrator twenty charleson clement tine mcsmithyson stevens II: You really can't go wrong with either.
[11:18 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: I can think of a lot of ways you can go wrong with thosse...
[11:18 PM] Sir Defenestrator twenty charleson clement tine mcsmithyson stevens II: If you fuck them, yeah, perhaps.
[11:19 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: Maybe if you use them FOR fucking.
[11:20 PM] Sir Defenestrator twenty charleson clement tine mcsmithyson stevens II: Cow condom?
[11:20 PM] Sir Defenestrator twenty charleson clement tine mcsmithyson stevens II: Cowndom?
[11:20 PM] *** Dark has left ***
[11:20 PM] Sir Defenestrator twenty charleson clement tine mcsmithyson stevens II: lawl
[11:20 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: I was thinking more kinky stuff.
[11:20 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky: Don't you just love it when you scare people off from chats?
[11:21 PM] Sir Defenestrator twenty charleson clement tine mcsmithyson stevens II: Indeed

Darkly Nightman (5:59:26 PM): >Let me tell you an amazing fact about Katie Tiedrich. She is only eight years old. That's right. She is too young to have even wondered about having tiddies one day.
Darkly Nightman (5:59:31 PM): o u eegra
Ferret Buccaneer (5:59:32 PM): and they're freaking tiny. I could squish 'em.

Darkly Nightman (8:59:39 PM): >Let me tell you an amazing fact about Katie Tiedrich. She is only eight years old. That's right. She is too young to have even wondered about having tiddies one day.
Darkly Nightman (8:59:44 PM): o u eegra
Ferret Buccaneer (8:59:44 PM): and they're freaking tiny. I could squish 'em.
Ferret Buccaneer (8:59:52 PM): ...
Ferret Buccaneer (8:59:55 PM): fuck the timing.
Ferret Buccaneer (8:59:58 PM): fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck

[7:21:35 PM] Yeili says: Armstrong totally wants Godot.
[7:22:41 PM] Trevor Hawks slofkosky says: dOESN'T EVREYONE?
[7:24:44 PM] Yeili says: Mr. Sceb, your statement will be added to the IM quote thread.