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 Post subject: Re: Health Thread: Questions, Concerns, and Discussion
PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 3:56 pm 
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Drunken us had a discussion about that actually. It's important to not take the razor off your skin while doing it. Keep it pressed against your skin and shave away until it's good. That works for whatever the area above your penis is called. For your balls themselves you'll have to be more careful though.

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 Post subject: Re: Health Thread: Questions, Concerns, and Discussion
PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:25 pm 
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Why would anyone shave their balls? Seriously that's one of the hardest places to shave and makes it look worse.

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 Post subject: Re: Health Thread: Questions, Concerns, and Discussion
PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:38 pm 
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I dunno, some women/guys prefer it or something.

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PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 4:55 pm 
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With wrinkles.

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 Post subject: Re: Health Thread: Questions, Concerns, and Discussion
PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 5:31 pm 
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I don't get why people care so much about how "down there" looks. We're not porn stars, people. And shaving gets all uncomfortable. I just trim it, if I'm not lazy.

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 Post subject: Re: Health Thread: Questions, Concerns, and Discussion
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AZ is a gateway to the porn industry.

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 Post subject: Re: Health Thread: Questions, Concerns, and Discussion
PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:21 pm 
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Eh, Im an ugly booty man, shaving in one place or another isnt going to do much difference

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 Post subject: Re: Health Thread: Questions, Concerns, and Discussion
PostPosted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 8:29 pm 
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Shaving your asscrack can make all the difference in the woild.

So I'm thinking about eating a lot more ramen, but instead of just instant packs like I used to, I'm gonna have it with spinach and lime juice and stuff.
Are there certain things I should be doing to counteract the terrible effects of ramen even further? Like, drink lots of water?

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 Post subject: Re: Health Thread: Questions, Concerns, and Discussion
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yeah, there's tons of sodium in that stuff.

Throw as many veggies in there as you find lying around.

Also make sure you're eating fruit and some sort of fiber (whole grain preferably).

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Asscrack hair is there for a reason. Get rid of it at your own risk, especially during summer.

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 Post subject: Re: Health Thread: Questions, Concerns, and Discussion
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^^^ Wow, I'm convinced that porn stars all live like alien abominations even more now.

This diet of ramen noodles is starting to seem pretty expensive.
One might say that expensiveness undermines the very idea of ramen.
Forget it, this thing has gotten too paradoxical!

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 Post subject: Re: Health Thread: Questions, Concerns, and Discussion
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some people shave their parts because it feels nice and also feels more sanitary i guess we're aliens

i hate body hair in general so i prefer myself quite bald. luckily i married someone who feels the same way. i don't demand 4-yr old smoothness, but i request you control the brush down there and that there's not any odd smells


also balls are unattractive no matter which way you trim them.

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 Post subject: Re: Health Thread: Questions, Concerns, and Discussion
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That's why you gotta have a jungle down there, to hide the shame.

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 Post subject: Re: Health Thread: Questions, Concerns, and Discussion
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#1 downside to shaving pubic hair is pimples

Good god how do I deal with this

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