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Christoph
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I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies.


If I said you had a beautiful body, would you take your pants off and dance around a bit?


In the game of chess, you must never let your advisary see your pieces.

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It hurts me to say this, but Jack is a loser. Hey, actually it doesn't hurt at all. Jack is a loser. Jack is a loser. Jack is a loser. It actually feels pretty good.

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You look good want to hang out at Burger King?

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You're pretty. Pretty HORNY! Amirite?

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"What's your sign?"
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Have you been running through my dreams? 'Cause I've got an erection.

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Christoph
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My sign is "exit only."

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Got me? I'll do your body good.


...are women allowed to use pick-up lines?

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Hell ya' they are. It's the age of equality!
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Is that a toothpick in your pants, or are you just pop flyin' to see me?

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Christoph
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Is that an impression of something ugly or are you just ugly?

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daisies, where'd I leave my beer goggles?

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lets see....

ah here is one:

the ultimate story:

i was backpacking in eastern spain last summer, just on the outskirts of mount____, when i came into this clearing, it was dead silent, and over to my left, a beautiful lake... and in the lake, there was this woman batheing... and she was crying..(dramatic pause)

baisically, if she/he asks why she was crying, your in XD

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