AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I'm on the fence for now. Just had to help shell out over $100 more than I was expecting on concert tickets for me and my friends. Whoops.

I'd hate to have to end up flaking if finances don't hold up.

Oh man this may be the first year Im actually in a financial situation to pull this off. Let you all know in two weeks.

Think of it this way, Id be real easy to shop for.

variety box of condoms and some sex toys

(But really nobody get me that its wierd.)

I don't have a job and I'm flat broke at the moment. Perhaps if I start getting paid before November 15th I'll sign up.

Here's a tentative sign up, my parents are kind of freaks about EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PEDOPHILE but we'll see

Just show them my avatar and all their worries will vanish.

Alternatively, tell them all your online friends love the song Oingo Boingo - Little Girls and watch the pure terror in their eyes.

But if you can, just try to reason with them that it is very unlikely for anyone to waste so much cheddar to find you and that anyone participating in this is likely to be too far away to effectively prey on you.

I guess I'll do it because anyone who is actual friends with me will probably agree that I'm the best gift-giver

Of course I will participate in this. Last year I got a sweet shirt and a pineapple out of it.

Wait, they were able to send you a pineapple? How did that get past customs?

It was from inside Europe, we have no custom control for this sort of thing. Or, well, only for really big things. But in general you can send every kind of shit

Ahhhhh that makes sense.

Oh right Sticker Star and the Adventure Time video game are coming out so I won't have the cheddar to do it. Do we have to send the presents by the 15th of November, or just be signed up?

Buy Sticker Star for somebody who'll buy it for you. It'll be like one of those terrible gushy scenes from an Xmas special.