AWKWARD ZOMBIE

I almost fell out of my chair laughing at stanky butt water.

Because Apple didn't program your iPod to handle the level of stupidity within the video.

I like how the third part says "Dolphins can't cheat on you because they flit from relationship to relationship"

UNLIKE WOMEN.

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You wanna know what's sad? There are people in my school that believe this, they also blame Nelson Mandela for, and I quote, "The n*****s taking S.Africa away from the whites," I hate my town so much.

Do

do you live in redneckracistville too??

You know a town is awful when it has a song parody made about it.

i would run away

Fun fact, my New York family is more closet racist than most people down here. Case in point, my aunt is here now, and felt the need to loudly say "Wow, I can't believe how many niggers you have down here!"

She also wants us to find her a house in a neighborhood with "not too many spics in it", since she's worried about them having "them fiestas every night."

... She's a good person, generally, but goddamn does she not know a thing about... anything.

i've bodaciously never heard the term spic

wtf is it supposed to mean?


also nightly "fiestas" is actually a legit concern for me now after living next to my neighbours for 5 years haha. they do happen to be mexican (like, from mexico,) but honestly i'd be just as rustled at white people for raving til 3am or w/e. they're just awful inconsiderate people in general >>

You live in what is stereotypically considered one of the most racist states in the US and haven't heard of the term spic while I, a guy living on the other side of the world who has never met a Mexican person know what it means?

that doesn't answer the question

What, that it's the equivalent of the term "nigger" for hispanic people?

"El Nigger"