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I speak Klingon only when I'm on the bar scene.

The ladies are all up ons.


Oh man, you Trekkies get all the ladies...

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Aeti wrote:
tlhIngan Hol jIyaj!


Actually, "yaj" is conjugated incorrectly. The "jI" prefix is used when the subject is yourself, and there is no object. In this case, there is an object (tlhIngan Hol, or rather "Klingon Language") so you have to use the "vI" prefix, which is Subject/self and object/it.

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Qapla!


Q'apla!

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Q'apla!
How do you say "Grammar Nazi" in Klingon?

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I speak Klingon only when I'm on the bar scene.

The ladies are all up ons.


Oh man, you Trekkies get all the ladies...
Maximize your CLOITS AND GLOITS with the ease of a thousandiar!

We should go to a bar and speak in our own language. We would get all the bitches that night.

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Water wrote:
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Qapla!


Q'apla!
How do you say "Grammar Nazi" in Klingon?


Actually, the comma is considered as a letter in Klingon.

Nice catch Nobhdy, the offending word has been corrected.

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Einstein wrote:
Water wrote:
I speak Klingon only when I'm on the bar scene.

The ladies are all up ons.


Oh man, you Trekkies get all the ladies...
Maximize your CLOITS AND GLOITS with the ease of a thousandiar!

We should go to a bar and speak in our own language. We would get all the bitches that night.


Wait, you want to get bitches?

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Einstein wrote:
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Einstein wrote:
Water wrote:
I speak Klingon only when I'm on the bar scene.

The ladies are all up ons.


Oh man, you Trekkies get all the ladies...
Maximize your CLOITS AND GLOITS with the ease of a thousandiar!

We should go to a bar and speak in our own language. We would get all the bitches that night.


Wait, you want to get bitches?
I wondered if anyone would catch the reference; It's a Russell Peters joke. He says how no one would ever speak in Indian in a club to pick up women. The joke goes "Hey man, don't we sound cool? Aren't we really hip? We're going to meet all the bitches tonight!"

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Gowron wrote:
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Qapla!


Q'apla!
How do you say "Grammar Nazi" in Klingon?


Actually, the comma is considered as a letter in Klingon.

Nice catch Nobhdy, the offending word has been corrected.


i try :D


actually, it hadn't occurred to me. i was just replying to your statement...i just typed it back. :P

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
I wondered if anyone would catch the reference; It's a Russell Peters joke. He says how no one would ever speak in Indian in a club to pick up women. The joke goes "Hey man, don't we sound cool? Aren't we really hip? We're going to meet all the bitches tonight!"


Aha. Nope, it was lost on me. Hahaha. I reference silly crap all the time, I should have seen that.

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<sarcasm> Im 90% certain that this has gotten off topic. but.. im not sure.... </sarcasm>

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The only thing bad about using my schools comp is that is blocks all images from photobucket... *shame*

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Ein wrote:
<sarcasm> Im 90% certain that this has gotten off topic. but.. im not sure.... </sarcasm>
I blame the kling-on. :shakefist:

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Miss StarSeed wrote:
Ein wrote:
<sarcasm> Im 90% certain that this has gotten off topic. but.. im not sure.... </sarcasm>
I blame the kling-on. :shakefist:


dont we all.... dont we all........... dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot dot .......... dee oh tee dee oh tee dot dot ....

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I will still NEVER understand how every creature they find is always human-like and speaks English. It's like some weird englishman with an alien fetish went galaxy hopping, had sex with billions of aliens AND taught them his language until they were all fluent in it.

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