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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:53 pm 
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man i just ate a bunch of food i really hope i don't poop twice in one day

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:55 pm 
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I've been taking like 3 or 4 dumps a day just at work alone
I'm pretty sure it's the energy drink I drink daily though
At work that is, I don't drink 365 bottles a year

That and I eat like a horse despite work not being all that hard most days

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 2:55 pm 
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man i just ate a bunch of food i really hope i don't poop twice in one day

that would just be awful

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 Post subject: Re: TMI & NSFW Thread: Augmented Edition (Heavily Moderated)
PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:18 pm 
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I'm just gonna post in this thread so I don't miss really funny shit.

I am a ghost I don't fucking do anything that belongs here

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:21 pm 
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Not even a burning shit? Or man-periods?

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I know BBB's terrible secret.

He spews ectoplasm everywhere.

It's very embarrassing, and is the reason he isn't invited to many parties.

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PostPosted: Wed Aug 22, 2012 3:29 pm 
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;_; I take medicine for that now

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Valbrandur wrote:
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The beginning of this thread basically embodies why I left AZ.

So au revoir, once again.

Great Handsome Oppressor taking a shit is the reason you left AZ?


A mod's shit is serious business, due to it containing digested SCP posts.

Is that why my poops have been ginormous for the last few days?

Although both my shit and piss smells (we had asparagus last night, why god, why) so I am currently, as of typing this, in a scent hell of my own creation.

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Turbo's internet is powered by by his bowel movements, which is why he's in the toilet right now apparently?

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isn't like the ideal amount of pooping per day like 2 or 3 or something like that

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The only times where I poop more than once in a day is when I have diarrhea.
Usually I poop once every 2-3 days.

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how.

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I remember why I don't drink more than one cup of coffee a day.
My asshole burns with the fury of a thousand cups of coffee.

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i have a healthy digestive system and nothing smells awful that shouldn't and idk what do you guys eat to fart and burp and shit so much

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