AWKWARD ZOMBIE

So my cousin Jesse, our friend and Kyle and I were outside this burrito place and Kyle was telling us how the German and Romantic languages are actually connected in a super big language family called the Proto-Indo-European family.

"Proto-Indo-European...that sounds like some kind of hipster music genre"

"...by God you're right."

that's so wacky

I half feel like writing about what happened the other night.
But I'll boil it down to this without boring anyone. Hangin' out with some bitches. Bitches flip out. Suddenly, a door handle breaks. Door gets kicked down. Stay up late while the bitching continues. Get a ride home with a somewhat drunk guy. Walk a good mile or two the rest of the way. My mother answers the door surprised. Tell her what happened, and sleep.
Bottom line: Bitches be trippin'

i remember once when i was watching tv with my family and my mam kept laughing at some black kid because "he had a funny voice" and i told her "that's a normal voice for a black guy" and then she freaked out about how dare i accuse her of racism and shit and she didn't talk to me for like a day and everytime she saw me she would glare at me