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 Post subject: Re: apple thread
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:17 am 
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I got kicked out of an Apple store by some hipster douche once.

They all look the same to me so I can't pick him out.


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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 5:02 am 
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Macintosh are far and away the best apples.

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 Post subject: Re: apple thread
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 5:29 am 
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Red Delicious: The God of the Apple Kingdom

that shit has delicious in its NAME

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 Post subject: Re: apple thread
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 5:44 am 
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I haven't had an apple in a long time and I can't remember the taste.

Woe is me.


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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 6:08 am 
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Apples don't sit right with me.

Now apple juice on the other hand...

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 9:51 am 
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 Post subject: Re: apple thread
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 9:52 am 
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Valbrandur wrote:
I haven't had an apple in a long time and I can't remember the taste.

Woe is me.

Can't just

go to the supermarket

and buy one?

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 Post subject: Re: apple thread
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 12:12 pm 
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It is dangerous to tread outside with all those wild pokemon in the grass

But yeah I could go to the store but I've not had any longing for apples in some time.

I'll have to buy some in the future and savor the taste.


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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 12:34 pm 
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No, buy some in the future and then send them to you in the present.

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:28 pm 
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I don't care what kind I'm eating, if it's green, it's good, red, better, yellow.

Get that the hell away from me.

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 2:30 pm 
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If it's brown drink it down
If it's black send it back

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 3:59 pm 
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Fiji Apples.

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 4:35 pm 
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If you work in a grocery store you should know these.

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PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2012 5:23 pm 
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wat apple wud u fuk

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