AWKWARD ZOMBIE

God bless the Two Hundred Bad Comics Project.

Oh so many crazy jew holidays
whatwith the honey and the uneating and the box and the gaaaaah

Fuck American society.

Yom Kippur is apparently the most important Jewish holiday, and I've never even heard of it. Did I even spell it right.

But Hanukkah gets all the daisies coverage because everyone thinks it's Christmas's counterpart.

Katie, educate us. D:

Everything between october and january is christmas obviously

but yeah, hannukah's only known about because of its bad timing

OH BOY, RELIGION.

I was born and raised Catholic, and went to Catholic school my entire life up until freshman year (I'm a sophomore now). I have a firm belief in the teachings of the Bible, but no faith whatsoever in a higher power and/ or the Roman Catholic Church itself. Because of this, I didn't get my confirmation and my church does not see me as a true believer. I can't get married in a church now.

Lately, I've been hanging out with a Baptist youth group and they're pretty cool. We mostly go on fun trips and make sandwiches for hobos. I'm also pretty interested in Buddhism and a few other Asian religions. However, resistance is futile and I have always been lead back to the great Spaghediety and donned my pirate regalia...