FatOldRobot wrote:
Putin.
Roosevelt always had a few health problems, and assuming that it's hand-to-hand (Which I assume because otherwise Putin would have a technological advantage.), Putin would have an advantage thanks to years of training in martial arts.
That's my view on it, at least.
Wordsmith left quite a bit out.
Roosevelt also had a black belt in Jujutsu. And who can forgot this gem from the Cracked article?
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In 1898, Roosevelt formed the first U.S. Volunteer Cavalry Regiment, known as the Rough Riders. Most people already know of the Rough Riders and their historic charge up San Juan Hill, but few know that, since their horses had to be left behind, the Riders made this charge entirely on foot.
Badass.
TheOtherMC wrote:
Other part to that speech story is after finishing it he tracked down his attacker and sent them the bullet.
Actually, Roosevelt refused to have the bullet removed at all. He succeeded to the Presidency when McKinley was shot, and it was believed (and is most likely true) that McKinley died only because of the infection received after removing the bullet from his body. When Roosevelt learned that the bullet in his own chest was not life-threatening, he decided against any surgery to remove it.
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The A in this case stands for Armageddon. As in, Armageddon a boner because this plane has a fucking HOWITZER sticking out of it.