AWKWARD ZOMBIE

What brand of dicks are you smoking over there

spoony stop being busy sucking dicks and get on steam so we can yell at each other

holy fuck I didn't think that would work.

Fuckin, I dunno what brand man, cheap ones jeez

dollar store dicks

in these tough economic times, one must be frugal

gone are the days when I would recklessly throw away a hundred and fifty dollars on a single dick with blithe and abandon

soon the government will be issuing dick stamps for the less fortunate

when i went to lahndahn i was wondering if i'd see him and what i'd do if i did
anyways my bone is ringing lemme go up the pears on me loaf lol

you don't just replace the word

that isn't how it works

haha i dont know what you're on about you orange

...i dont think orange is cockney rhyming slang oh my god

orange bodaciously can't be cockney rhyming slang

too bad i bend the laws of rhyming hmmmm

anyways london is a brill place

tales I could have told you things about suits

see the wealth of experience you missed

lol i learnt a lot in london trust me
mainly about jack the ripper anyway but it was really interesting even if we already knew it all as we've been studying it it's a nice place. We mainly explored the financial district (omg spoony have you seen the shard?) and yeah we went to pennycoat lane which is the market and it's very studenty round there and it was lovely

Man I didn't really do the whole tourist thing

I saw big ben once but that was more of an accident, so

spoon you should go to this cafe