AWKWARD ZOMBIE

With what? your bare hands? And just because you turned your friend into a dog that ONE TIME- Besides, it's not like you have magical aptitude, that was a potion.

Exactly.

Check out that lemonade-stand-looking-thing.

Kick guard in the dick and run before he knows who did it.

Leave the guard be, he smells. Look for a job

Um, yeah, he's just napping. You also don't have secret murder skills. If you had something like that then the spiders would've read your mind. and you would never have been able to come here. So, what's next again?



So, what's next again?



The owner introduces himself as Bill. He owns this stand here. You see, his mother was a dryad, so he kinda grew into the spot. So now he sells stuff at his stand, right now all he has are two spheres of lemonade. So, what can he do for you?

Ask the date

Ask why the spheres of lemonade are blue.

inquire as to how one drinks from a sphere

You ask him the time, explaining that you just arrived from a long journey and need to get your bearings straight. He says he understands, also it's easy to lose track of time when you're being dragged off into a dungeon.
The date is: the 8th of Bloodmoon, which is the 4th month of the year. The time specifically is 12:30.
You also note how odd it is that he's selling blue spheres of lemonade. How is that supposed to work?
Just fine, he says, thanks for asking.

Ask for a free sample.

Ask how his stall stripe changed from brown to orange.

then ask for work. Need to roll in dat cheddar.

Retrieve the chamber pot and render Bill unconsious with it, take both spheres make a break for it.

You ask for a free sample. He says he can't give it to you, and he's quite rooted (heh) in this policy. If he gave you a sample, he'd have to give everyone a sample. Of course, he's kind of immobile, so it's not like he can stop you. This, and a bad pun, give you the motivation to pull a diabolical move on him. He also denies anything being different about his stall, if you think something is different it must be your fault.



Looks like the pot shattered. So all you have left are smelly, soiled shards. You could still attack him, but it would be more likely to be lethal, and he hasn't treated you badly. Do you still want to go through with this? Or will you change your plans?

Find a piece of cloth and drape it over his head. Then steal the spheres.