AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Never thought I'd see a mod derail a discussion.

...continue.

In maths class a few years ago, we were forced to use some crude create-a-character program on a website.
Looking for a cheap laugh, I named it Lord Retardus.
I did, blah blah blah, name grew on me etc.
And here we are now.

I'd post youmustbenew.jpg but you almost have a 1000 posts so...

I'm a hermit. That's why it took me so long to get this christmas hat.

Went to an easter show, got a collection of prank stuff under the title of "The Original Idiot". Inspired me for the idea of Fool-Flyer because I thought flying was cool as well. Made Youtube account, came out as Foolfyer, thought that the name looked better with an L on the fyer part.
its actually because i'm bangin' for the foofighters

when time i took ritalin and got really high and told lj about it but misspelled it as ritalion

and then yeah i kept this name

dont do drugs kids

Alex+'Andy'+13

What more could you want?

sometimes I forget Bacon actually has a username that isn't "Bacon"

I got Chopstix as a nickname from this sonic the hedgehog comic my friend made in 8th grade

shut-up

Mine is pretty straight forward.

Kaizoku = Japanese for "pirate" ; I'm proficient in Japanese and used to be borderline obsessed with One Piece (I still like it).
X = a space.
Raven = My very first online name; my Neopets forum name was "ravenclaw_gal205." Ohhh how classy I was.

Tah-dah! People typically call me Kai, although this forum usually refers to me as Zoku or Kaizo.

it'd be pretty amazing if a misspelled ritalin as bacon

I used this username because when I joined I was a massive Fullmetal Alchemist fan. I still am but not to the same extent. The 'wolf' at the end is just 'cos I like wolves. Not really that interesting.

I liked the word Terra as meaning 'Earth' and made it in to a name by taking it with me deep in to the fiery nethers of the world. It was there that I spent a hundred days and a hundred nights with no rest, forging it in to the ultimate username.

Then I added -em to it because I like the way it sounds.

Way back when I first made my first character on Star Wars Galaxies, I had the "Lothar, of the Hill People" skit from SNL going through my head. Lothar was taken, pressed a random button (u) and then Lotharu was born. I normally add the last name "Adigeu" to that because that is what the random name generator gave me and it looked cool.
If you google "Lotharu" all the non-foreign language stuff (nor all the "Thanks a lot, Haru!") is me, minus the random WoW dude.

According to your Newgrounds you're 84.

That was back when I didn't like putting my real age on stuff, I was like 14.