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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 1:57 am 
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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:27 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
PostPosted: Thu Oct 13, 2011 2:46 pm 
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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 11:29 am 
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Just gave my dog a bath and FINALLY brushed her teeth. Her breath was terribad, so we had no choice.

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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 1:04 pm 
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Just don't feed your dog peoplefood, that'll do wonders on her breath.

When my dog is extremely pop flyin' about something he starts skipping which looks all kinds of funny. He does this whenever we go to the beach and he spots the ocean or other dogs.

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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 7:48 pm 
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All I have is a cat who is 10 years old. He's a sweetie but he is scared of everything, and the only people he isn't terrified of are me and my mom. Whenever someone comes to my house I end up not seeing him for hours.

He hides so much that I often forget that I even have a cat.

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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
PostPosted: Tue Oct 25, 2011 8:01 pm 
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I have a bunch of pillows on one of my couches. My pug likes to sit on top of them, while they're still standing up.

Not once have I seen her topple one over.

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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:17 am 
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I have an 11-year-old cat that's really fluffy and vocal to the point that you can have a whole conversation with her. She's also really attached to me and loves being there when I wake up/go to sleep/come home from school/play videogames etc.

she ripped all the bows off our christmas presents and tossed them around
we are still finding bows under the chairs


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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
PostPosted: Sat Dec 31, 2011 1:30 am 
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I have 2 wienerdogs. One is small and neurotic, he is the older one. The younger one's main trait is that he is a fatty.

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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
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I have a paddletail newt

His name is Innsmouth

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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 7:14 am 
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Snake escaped her vivarium the preceding night.

I'd moved her vivarium to a different locale within my room - not realising that said move had loosened one of the ventilation meshes.

That night I awoke to a rustling noise and switched on the light to see my snake on the other side of the room to her vivarium.

She looked quite pleased with herself; I wasn't angry but more worried that she may have injured herself somehow (luckily enough she hadn't).

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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2012 5:38 pm 
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I have like, 50 Endlers in this aquarium.

Goddamnit Innsmouth get to eating them.

Also, I've been considering buying 2 or 3 antlions. Thoughts?

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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
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I have two wiener dogs, one is tubby and one isn't. They are both content with sitting on the couch all day and doing nothing.

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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
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This is my dog Elsa, shes a german shepherd.

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 Post subject: Re: Mans best friends
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Elsa, meet Alpha, the Golden Retriever.

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