AWKWARD ZOMBIE

Huh. Guess I'm up then.

Pick out the lie.

1. I was once left behind by my Scout troop on an overnight hike in the Angeles Crest mountains because they couldn't be bothered to wake me up.
2. I used to not clip my nails for long periods of time until the occasion where my brother and I were fighting and when I tripped I raked them down his back. Bloodily.
3. I once got pushed past my limit of insults and assaulted a kid, who put me in a headlock whereupon I grabbed his finger with my free hand and snapped it backwards.

1
ONE
ONEONEONE1010101

Incorrect.

I would say 3 but am not sure if allowed second guess.

If am not, plz ignore, kthx.

I'd believe 3 from you, so two.

i still don't understand the rules

Two.

Both incorrect. I have never once been pushed so far as to physically assault someone.

I was however left behind on a hiking trip, my very first in fact, for the reason I gave. Took the better part of a day to get back to the cars with the other kid and his dad that had been left behind. Make no mistake though, even if we had an adult, the Scoutmaster had left three inexperienced people in some of the most dangerous territory. People have gone into these mountains and never been found again. Really helped to color my perception on how much I hated hiking.

Wait, so 3 was the lie?

Depends on whether guessing twice in a row is allowed.

Someone posts two truths and a lie. Someone else guesses, if correct, he posts next truths and lie.

Shall we make it one guess per person? Otherwise someone would just spam both guesses.

Up to Marcato, though.

Yes, one guess per person.

I am sorry, I am clearly much more stupid than I actually was aware of.

1 dicks
2 penes
3 cocks

which one is false

4. Baguettes

Since we're stuck now, next person that makes a serious thing is the one allowed to do so.